Her name is Jessica Sutta, you’ve probably never heard of her. She is an ex-Pussycat doll, who is now taking a shot at her own Solo career. You know up on some Beyonce shit, only the low budget version, because no one knows who the fuck Jessica Sutta is. More importantly, based on the way she looks, sloppy body, hard face and all. She’s probably pushing 40.

She is in Miami at the Ultra Music Festival, where she’s going to be premiering some of her life changing shitty club music, and obviously she took the opportunity to get some paparazzi bikini time, because what the fuck else is she gonna do to promote her senior citizen home tour.

Take what you can get and luckily, thanks to the bikini, I have no problem staring.

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