People are talking about Mad Men’s new season, I’m not, because I’ve never seen the show, don’t give a fuck about the show, and if I wanted to waste my time with some fake storyline about 1960s advertising agencies, I’d do it by jerking off to old playboys…it’s just more mindless shit to numb the public into following fake situations, instead of living your own life….a life that for Christina Hendricks involves a lot of eating, eating that has lead to huge tits that people celebrate, because they can’t see the huge gut they are optical illusion-ing, tits that for some reason she’s not putting on blast like she normally does, because I guess they told her they’d photoshop out the rolls before going to press….

This shoot is a Christina Hendricks fail, but that’s not saying much, since Christina Hendricks, despite her big bra size, and big the rest of her, is a fail.

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