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2013

24

Apr

Ireland Bassinger Baldwin’s Bikini Booty Shake for Vine of the Day

She’s pretty young…I mean looking at her small, despite being 6 foot 2, body on the beach in dance, reminds me way too much of girls in high school at a sleep over, which to some of you may be erotic, but to me is just awkward. You know it takes a certain amount of fucking to make a girl in a bikini have any sex appeal, but when they are just young and dancing, but more importantly shaking their not quite post-pubescent asses, but more importantly showcasing how bendy their young bodies are, it just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe that will all change in 5 months when she turns 18, and all of a sudden she becomes that fully developed woman, because you know 5 months in a 17 and 7 month year old’s life, so much is going to change. She won’t even be the same girl, because motherfucker, she’ll be a woman. Right?

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