Rihanna just drove into Montreal, the city I happen to live in, and after looking at these pics of her legs, coupled with the countless other pics I have posted of her over the year, it is safe to say, I wish I wasn’t so lazy and capable of finding a way to wrap them around my fucking neck, to wear her like a scarf, because she’s just that lovely. Or at least getting my hands on some post-concert panties and wearing them like a gas mask. I mean I know people here, I have this site, I should be invited to all her events VIP, and by VIP I mean with at least one finger in her vag and another in her ass, like she was a puppet, even though I’d be her puppet. Ever since I saw K-Fed do his thing, I realized, that was the path I should have taken, and with Rihanna being amazing on all levels of “I want to smell her asshole”, but probably not on amazing on so many other levels, but luckily the only level that matters is “I want to smell her asshole”,

Either way, I’m into this exhibitionist, battered spouse, possible child hooker turned entertainment industry hooker, and I want to after party with her, ideally in my mouth.

Make it happen internet. I already called Make a Wish Foundation and got denied. Apparently being 40 and impotent isn’t their specialty, they’re more into kids with cancer. Racists.

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