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2013

12

Jun

Rihanna’s Instagram Erotica of the Day

I can’t help but get excited about booty cleavage. I know it’s everywhere, and every time I leave the house 12 year olds – 40 year olds are rocking it like they were wearing a skimpy bikini, even though they are at the grocery store…I see it every day, and a lot of the time it is on girls who have no business wearing the shit, but even at that, I get sucked the fuck in.

So seeing Rihanna post some ass cheek to the internet, something that 10 years ago would have been considered porn, cuz ghetto girls back then were more about hiking their g-string up to their neck and their pants as low rise as possible, not this kind of 70s erotica gear…makes me happy.

But then I remember she was a child prostitute in Barbados at 14 according to various sources, and I feel like I failed knowing I could have bed her for 50 bucks pre-fame.

Her instagram brings up so many mixed emotions. Here are the pics.

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