If you’re like me, you probably forgot Lindsay Lohan existed.

Which is too bad, because for the longest time I was her biggest fan, I would leave her creepy voicemails and post them to YOUTUBE….and I even became her text message buddy, that lead to me spending a night in her hotel room once, drinking her Vodka and eating her sweet potato fries while she danced to her album that never got released…but then she officially fell off…turned 25 and it all ended…leading to nonsense stories of Rehab and court dates, that made the damage less fun, more repetitive, and if anything just a disappointment…

I like when girls are fucking messes, especially rich girls, it is fun and inspiring, it’s office “I Don’t Give a Fuck, I’m Too Broken”…but unless they take ownership of it…it gets boring fast..and they disappear…even to those of us who really loved her fucking tits..

Well she’s 27 now, old as fuck, this is the year for her to die like she was Cobain, even if to most of us she’s already dead.

I have hope…that there is another round for this one….and if there isn’t, at least we have her amazing tits to remember her by….

Happy Birthday Lohan. This is your year.

If you’re wondering what has happened to her – I am going to assume she’s gone off and had a baby and we have the exclusive footage right here…

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