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2014

15

Sep

Lindsay Lohan in Wonderland of the Day

Lindsay Lohan crawled out the sewer of irrelevance that her crackhead face and body live in…to do an editorial fashion shoot for a magazine called Wonderland…and as it turns out, with the right amount of lighting, the right quality camera, the right level of photoshop where she’s really only 10 percent LOHAN and 90 percent retouched new computer generated Lohan…something Lohan should get used to because based on her hard battered face, she’ll be a hologram at the VMAs like she was TUPAC, in no time…thanks to premature death.

That said…

I still think she’s amazing, I would still have unprotected sex with her everyday, hoping to get her pregnant, even tough it is safe to assume she doesn’t get her period anymore, and I believe that if she doesn’t die soon, she will win an Oscar…it’s like the affirmations she tells herself every morning – she hasn’t peaked, in fact she hasn’t even started yet, all that pre-25 year old stuff was just practice for what she has planned for us…I am in love.

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2014

03

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Selfie of the Day

The nice thing about the cameraphone and social media, is that even when the industry doesn’t give a fuck about you, you can always take a selfie and get your fans to click “LIKE”…it’s the kind of thing that keeps an low level, failed, actress no one wants to hire from killing herself. If this was an era pre-social media, it would be safe to say that Lohan would have been dead long ago, but instead her Twitter and Instagram keep her going, and keep her delusional, thinking there is another round for her…when clearly – every day that goes by, she’s further and further gone…

I still think she’s lovely, but only because she’s not fat, and still has her big implants..everything else about her is just crazy and horrible…but those tits…not a bad investment at all..

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2014

29

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Red Lipstick on a Redhead Fetish of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s old face having red lipstick applied to her gutter mouth that has had so much contact with random genitals…is porn to at least one person, and that person happens to be me…

I am a huge Lohan fan, watching her fade into obscurity has brought me great joy, I am just waiting until she really hits rock bottom and I can find her on some street corner and nurture her back to average at best actor who could win the Oscar for her roll in anything that involves her struggling, because the Oscars are a fucking scam and celebrate talentless hacks yearly..and Lohan…is no hack…she is the real fucking deal…and I may or may not be in love.

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2014

26

Aug

Lindsay Lohan for Wonderland of the Day

So Lindsay Lohan booked a cover of a magazine. Shocking. Someone thought to use her in their magazine to get their magazine noticed and she was honoured considering no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan…so she did it…win/win situation…and the whole thing lacks her doing something substantial, like picking her herpes scabs or playing connect the dot with her vagina freckles…I guess she’s not quite desperate enough. Bummer.

If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s her back in a sheer top…

If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s Barbara Palvin, who pretends to be 18 when she’s not pretending to be dating Beiber or black rappers or whatever it is she dates…

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2014

21

Aug

Lindsay Lohan is a Stepmother of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted this video of her playing with a bunch of kids, looking like she’s in her late 40s, all medicated after downing a bottle of booze and a pack of smokes, only to play with the kids that didn’t crawl out of her uterus, like the little dolls they look like in her distorted world…puppets she can groom and whore to the industry…

It turns out that her “family time”…involves an investment banker who she lives with, and his two kids, because she’s allowed to find happiness, everyone deserves happiness as long as it’s rich enough to support her habits…

I don’t find a girl being a mom, whether insane or capable or not, very hot…but it is sure as hell better that she fucks with other kids than have her own, not that her dried up uterus can have kids, it is probably hasn’t had a period since Herbie Fully loaded…

I just like celebrating other stepPARENTS…me an Lohan we are so the same…twinsies….motherfuckers…

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2014

15

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Selfie of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted this selfie where she’s in some weird bra like top, hopefully with more support than her recent bikini top, that showcased how the elasticity in her skin, due to malnourishment and a possible terminal illness or just heroin addiction, can barely support the weight of her implants, thanks to there being no fat left to hold them in place…just a distended stomach that Lohan is hiding because she doesn’t want pregnancy rumours circulating, even though anyone with a brain would assume that Lohan hasn’t had her period in a few years due to the whole dying thing…

The sick thing in all this is that I still think she’s hot…and I wish this was the opening scene to the sex tape.

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2014

05

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Greasy in a Bikini in Greece of the Day

Lindsay Lohan lives….even though her ass looks like it may belong on a corpse…the kind of corpse that would make me a necrophiliac because all I want to do is bury my face in this and eat it all up…only to see if I survive or get arrested for trespassing on the cemetery that is her existence…

A corpse that I believe will rise from the dead and pollute the world with more bullshit because as long as she’s alive, there is a strong chance she’ll have a comeback tour…where she reinvents herself and plays a broken girl who overcomes all obstacles that were in fact self inflicted…only to win an Oscar…I think her fake tits will carrry her through this…

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2014

04

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Selfies of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s been getting laughed at for the END OF HER CLEAVAGE’S CAREER …which is pretty mean, considering you should never laugh at a girl’s shitty tits, they teach you that in elementary school when you get suspended for making fun of the girl with the shitty tits until she cries…

The only real people making fun of her tits are girls, dudes are dudes, and want anything tit-like in their mouths, while girls are the catty bitches who shame each other then blame us for objectifying women, cuz we like jerking off to nice things…even when those things aren’t all that nice, like Lohan’s implant hanging off her chest from a fleshy thread and her belly stuck out distended and malnourished like an AIDS BABY because she may be an AIDS baby…we don’t know for sure, we just know what we see, and we can all agree on one thing for sure and that is that her career has AIDS yet she’s still rich…

That said, she’s trying to redeem herself, and she’s lit her selfie so well that all lesions and flaws are hidden…she’s strategic…it’s not her first covering up her flaws rodeo…it’s kinda been her whole life work….but I love me some bikini selfies…so here’s what Lohan wants you to see of her…

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2014

01

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Side Tit of the Day

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan WORE A HORRIBLE ONE-PIECE BATHING SUIT THAT SHOWCASED HER IMPLANT HANGING OFF A THREAD OF SKIN OVER HER DISTENDED BELLY THAT WAS PROBABLY A STILL BIRTH ….

It was a disaster to some, but I found it so vile and disgusting and awful that it was erotic…so I celebrated it, and her, and the reality is, she’s been pretty fucking gross to look at the last 5 years…not much has changed…

Well today, I guess she wanted to redeem her shitty side tit pic, with one more calculated…you know so it looked a bit better than THIS ….and the whole thing made me wonder – why hasn’t she won an OSCAR for the performance art that is her life..

For a vapid, spoiled, privileged and entitled cunt…she’s doing it so bad…it must be strategic and a statement…

She’s fucking trolling us…she must be….

That’s all I have to say about that.

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