In the greatest news in the history of news, during this dark and horrible 5 year news cycle, our girl Lindsay Lohan is back..

She’s clearly got a handle on her face injections, BOTOX treatments and overall wellbeing because the LEGEND is looking better than she has in a few decades.

For those of you who know, when I started this site it was at the early stages of the blog era of blogs, there were only one or two blogs outside of this one.

PerezHilton had just started, maybe JustJared existed, WWTDD.com was around and a couple of others…

Our crack team of experts thought that since Perez Hilton had Paris Hilton as their mascot, we’d do Lindsay Lohan. That’s was the extent of the thought process and a long and sordid love affair of me pretending to be obsessed with LOHAN began….

If you’re wondering, it’s a great strategy to

Since she moved away, married, had kids, opened a beach club, fell off from the Hollywood Machine, I’ve been consistent in saying that that girl will win an Oscar when she decides to make a comeback.

At the time, I was planning on being the person to pull her out of the gutter, to brush the soot off her face, to help cleanse her of all her baggage, to wash and cut her hair like a Pretty Woman meets Extreme Makeover….with a script I wrote for her in hand, because in this fantasy, I write Academy Award winning scripts…all to give her the part I wrote for her of a crackwhore survival story…sucking the right dicks out of the gutter….a story of redemption.

Since that never happened, I don’t know how to write and I forgot that as my plan because I’m very lazy and talentless, she’s doing Freaky Friday 2 with that dude Jamie Lee Curtis, which I am sure will be as shit as Freaky Friday 1 and no Oscars will be won…but this is a starting point.

Not that I’ve ever seen any Lohan movie besides The Canyons Prairie Home Companion – RIP Garrison Keillor a #MeToo victim no one noticed got #MeTooed…..but I know winning an Oscar is a load of bullshit and can be done…

So the point of the story, Lohan at 40 years old…is BACK.

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Lindsay Lohan has been pretty off the radar over the last 10 years or more. I guess Hollywood abused her aggressively and she had to run to the middle east to sort it all out, where after opening her beach clubs, jacking up her face with injections, touring the party scene like she was Tara Reid, developing some weird accents, barely maximizing the Social Media machine or the direct to consumer billions of dollars an icon like Lohan could command….she’s landed on her feet with a husband and a kid….

For those of you who are out there, it’s probably past your bedtime granny, but you’ll remember that when the site launched, 20 years ago, PerezHilton had Paris Hilton, so I ran with Lindsay Lohan, she was 18 at the time.

I didn’t really think she was amazing, since I hate all celebs, but she grew on me as I kept it a constant theme because why the fuck not….

At one point in time, she was sending me text messages wishing me a nice day and I thought, for all the perverted, creepy, since creepy is my comedic jam, shit that I’ve said, this bitch and her hot tits with transparent nipples is pretty nice…obviously that ended without ever being sexted by her….not one single butt hole pic, but she was a lesbian at the time and well, I hate lesbians….for OBVIOUS reasons…at least for sexting purposes…I am sure some lesbians are funny, amazing and great and construction, plumbing or fixing broken down cars…

Anyway, since she’s stopped texting me, she didn’t feed me any great exclusives, she didn’t invest in this site like I wanted her to but I still decided to only praise Lohan and her weird family, they don’t need more bullying from assholes on the internet, especially those who want to celebrate her tits.

I’ve said and still believe she will win an Oscar one day, probably not for this IRISH WISH movie she’s promoting or the FREAKY FRIDAY SEQUEL Jamie Lee Curtis is tucking her dick into her boxers to participate in….

She’s not a fucking joker child star, she just hasn’t tried to get that Oscar…

Now, I don’t pay attention to celebrities, or old celebrities, or even look at Lohan since that ship has sailed for my broken heart all those years ago…but I still think she is the best there ever was a legend who the industry tried to destroy….who will win that Oscar one day.

I just saw these pics of her in some dress, still rockin some tits, now mom tits and I’m feeling more validated in my LOHAN WINNING AN OSCAR because LOHAN will be BACK…but maybe I’m just being nostalgic to tits gone by…

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Lindsay Lohan is a legend as far as I’m concerned. I don’t actually give a fuck about Lohan and never really have, but if I had to choose a celebrity favorite from the last 15 years of doing this site, even though I think all celebs are losers despite how much money they have or how many fans they have, none are cool…..Lohan would be top of the charts.

In an era before instagram, when paparazzi ran shit, she brought consistent big titty entertainment.

There was a time that I used to TEXT Lohan, because that’s just how nuts she was…I’d wake up to my phone blown the fuck up from her insanity and despite being weird, it just showed that her insanity was more than just you saw as she was self destructing…it was in her crackhead core…

I BELIEVE in a Lohan comeback and a Lohan Oscar nomination. I even have ideas for Lohan to break back into the world….but these leaked pics, that are old pics, but still her tit pics, are a good start to remind you just how nuts she was….and despite being nuts…how representative of an era she was….and despite looking like she’s a 50 year old mom….she’s still Lohan, will always be Lohan and I will forever support anything she does. She’s a legit super star in an era of garbage influencers…so Shout Out to Lohan and her big titties we’ve all seen before….and that some of us have done cocaine with….

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I am a loyal Lindsay Lohan fan.

I am very happy she’s having a comeback…

Not only because of the nipple flashes you don’t notice cuz her nipples are invisible….GINGERS…

But because she deserves it. She’s on of America’s last real stars. There will never be the same level of tabloid fodder and good times, instability and throwing away of a serious career as there was with her.

No one cares about the stars of Today…like Margot Robbie or Brie Larsen on the level they cared about Lohan…

No one cares about Bella Thorne or even Selena Gomez like they did about Lindsay Lohan.

She is a living legend…and weird accent, doughy face, sloppy body….lookin’ 50 at 30 or not….

I will always consider her the pivotal personality…the true meaning of Celebrity….and I am grateful to have experienced her in her lifetime and I anticipate her winning an Academy Award…I’ve always said it and it will happen….not that Academy Awards matter…they do it for the press and exposure..they give those shits to everyone…..but it’d still be nice to see her get one and unless she dies prematurely (and she will)…I am sure it will happen….

Don’t let MTV reality shows appear to be the end of her….and realize….they are the new beginning of her.

WELCOME BACK ANGEL SENT FROM HEAVEN WHO SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO MY SOUL……I MISSED YOU.

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