I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the Lindsay Lohan Category

2014

17

Dec

Lindsay Lohan for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR continues with even more amazing bottom feeding trash that most people forget exists, or don’t care exists, but are still huge names, and people want to see dancing around in totally non-christmas related dance….to non-christmas related song…in some peep show style show…like this one of Lindsay Lohan…who has awesome tits…is a still a huge star to me…and who I would get pregnant if I could, because I don’t mind the herpes or the pile of broken sadness that comes with being Lindsay Lohan…in fact that who Parents whoring her out for their personal gain, destroying her at her core, is exactly what I look for in long term opportunistic love…

Either, here’s her botox face being amazing….looking like some kind of Claymation Christmas miracle…that is only a Miracle because she’s still alive…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

02

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Spreads her Legs of the Day

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on

Here is a picture that Lindsay Lohan posted to instagram, that we can all assume is a statement she is making to her fans…that every once in a while you just need to spread your legs, whether it is for money, for work, for fun, or to fill the void in your soul that comes from your parents selling you off at a young age, robbing you of your youth for their personal goals and dreams, pretty much turning you into an attention craving, empty girl that needs filling…like a donut with no jelly-fill…or a taco without meat…but instead a taco with meat that is probably rancid, so we have to thank her for wearing pants…even though I’d rather she wasn’t…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

20

Nov

Lindsay Lohan is Fun of the Day

Lindsay Lohan attended some event where she wore what looked like a see through figure skating outfit, I know this since I am Canadian and spent many hungover Sundays jerking off to figure skating, only becausae it was the only thing on the free channel on TV…it was midget flexible girls flashing their panties…pre-internet porn…what the fuck was I supposed to do…

That said, this Lohan thing is for a Cosmetic company, which is funny, because she’s looking so broken down, cosmetics can’t save her, and cosmetic surgery ruined her, she’s not even 30 year, but still rockin’ the face of Joan Rivers…in what makes no sense, until you factor in all the drugs she’s done…

That’s not to say that I am not still a fan, that I don’t think she’s still the chosen one, or that I don’t have faith in her tits winning an Oscar…but it is to say…she’s still pretty broken…even when in this kind of see through top…and I love every second of it.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

11

Nov

Lindsay Lohan’s Instagram Porn of the DAy

I am not all that shocked that Lindsay Lohan is posting selfies, since no one cares about her anymore, so she has to take pics of herself.

I am however shocked that she is still alive and not finished off due to heroin…

These are some slutty pics she posted to instagram…because instagram cares..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

07

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Selfie of the Day

Here Lindsay Lohan demonstrates that when no one gives a fuck about you, you can always take a picture of yourself, to feel like people give a fuck about you by posting it on instagram and seeing the likes pile up, being like “I may not get legit work, but at least 100,000 people liked this nonsense”…

It’s positive affirmation for the ego…and it works…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

03

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Does Halloween Because She’s a Nightmare of the Day

It’s safe to say that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t need Halloween to be a fucking nightmare, I mean she’s consistently been a nightmare, she will consistently be a nightmare, and her life and career are just as fucking bad…I mean if you think being a famous actress who doesn’t act, but who has a lot of family drama, family issues, drug addiction, rehab issues, is bad…I think it’s good enough if you can ride that shit out and never have to work again….who needs to be famous forever….when you can live off the residuals of being famous for 5 minutes after your parents prostituted you….right…

Either way, her costume wasn’t a giant gaping asshole trying to get work…so it’s not as good as it could have been…but I guess that’s the story of her life – in every aspect of her life – not as good as she could have been…always missing the mark…and part of me loves her, or at least her tits for that…

TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

27

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Bra for Instagram of the Day

So Lindsay Lohan showing her bra…and no one really cares but me – and I only care because throughout the course of her rise and fall and attempted rise again for the ashes countless times…I mean even more times than she’s had dick inside her…the one thing that has been a constant has been her fake tits…and I guess her crazy…but her fake tits are more fun to look at, whether naked in Playboy or in Selfies…they are her best work yet…not that she’s ever actually worked, but you get what I am saying and that is that I like her tits.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

23

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Topless Panty Selfie Pic of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted a topless selfie – that was strategic enough to show off her nipples – while wearing some panties – in what I still consider highly erotic because Lohan may have a legacy for having been a troubled girl exploited by her own horrible family…broken, rude, and tormented with a an addiction…you know tabloid fodder no one actually cared about…others may think her legacy is a bunch of really shitty movies she acted exactly the same in…but I think her legacy is having a great set of implants that have carried her through being malnourished and half dead – to being chubby – probably a gift from her mom after they made their first million with her at 14 – because it would help her career…and I guess what I am saying is that she should be showing more of them – always – because that is what matters…at least when it comes to Lindsay Lohan.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

22

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Falls on Her Face of the Day

Lindsay Lohan fell.

It brought me great joy.

She’s been falling for the last 10 years, on the regular, if you were to google it you’d see her falling all over the place. Maybe her meds, drugs, drinking, starving herself make her dizzy, maybe she can’t handle the heels, I mean the one and only time I spent the night with her – she fell on her fucking face…but I didn’t see her drink, she just locked herself in the bedroom with her friend Juliette and railed enough cocaine to kill a small animal, but not enough cocaine to think that dancing to her music album in her heels and pajama pants was a bad idea….those were the days…2009…when I peaked..it’s been all downhill since…5 years of emptiness…but at least there’s still Lohan, living, alive, falling…amazing…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan