Lindsay Lohan and her weird accent are in an interesting place in her life and career, from child star who everyone basically raped and pillaged, especially her family, to tabloid fodder who couldn’t be left alone, to person everyone totally forgot, who moved off to DUBAI to likely get shit on by rich arab men who like the girl from the famous America movies…but it offered a good life…

Now, she’s looking like death, like so fucking old and jacked up, when not even that old…but the face has seen some shit…she’s lived countless lives, none that important or relevant but they had their moments..

She’s also attending tabloid events – put out by the tabloids – because she so desperately wants to be back in the limelight – she’ll do favors for them – in hopes of getting the press..

Sad story maybe, I have no sympathy…if anything it’s fun to see someone who was so important in her mind, be so obsolete…she’s a fucking flip phone..she exists, she had a point at a time, but doesn’t fucking matter today…

Cool see through shirt though, too bad there’s no nipples…like fucking put some effort in this comeback, make fucking noise for the right reasons for once.

I should be her manager. She’s still hot…just garbage….with the new face on…lights flashing in her face….girl feels at home. Welcome back.

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Lindsay Lohan is everything

She is an angel sent from heaven.

You may look at these pictures of her and think “what the hell is going on with her stomach, why does she gain her weight like that, is she pregnant, she must be pregnant, or is it just a bad angle”….

Well the answer is Lohan…this is how bodies are supposed to look, all those girls with toned stomachs just aren’t on trend…

Why? Because Lohan is everything, the Messiah…EVERYTHING…CONNECTED AT THE SOUL…spiritually connected…someone I want to worship and Pray to / Prey On…

I am into all thing Lohan and always will be, I just wish she was naked….I want to see her labia and just how much damage has been done…because others know how perfect Lohan is and she’s let them in to tickle her womb…

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Here’s some bloated Lohan wearing doing a little pre-masturbation seduction with some sexy music, laying in bed…rolling around…likely medicated….and ready to be date raped…some girls…usually ones exploited by their parents at a young age…inflating their ego..only to realize that they are worthless even though they were paid heavy….like it…

I’m digging her new puffy water retention kidney failure face….what a goddess…I will always and forever be in love.

If more women aged this gracefully…we’d likely live in a horror movie set…but I can deal with that….

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Lindsay Lohan is the closest thing I’ve had to a religious experience. She is just this magical angel sent from heaven to make all of our lives better. She doesn’t realize that she is the messiah, because instead of being the son/daughter of God that she is, she’s distracted by being the daughter of some weathered coke slut and abusive asshole father that exploited the fuck out of her to live out their weird 80s rockstar dream….

But that doesn’t make her any less magical, it just makes me want to nurture her / impregnate her, if she hasn’t gone into early menopause from the trauma of her hard few years….more than ever..

From freckles, to ginger skin / hair and massive tits….I will forever be in love, this is my love letter, Lohan is everything…

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Lindsay Lohan may not work out. She may not be the healthiest of people. She may be sloppy as fuck, with a belly hanging out of her one piece bathing suit…all while being medicated on whatever it is she medicates herself with….but at least she’s still alive, because for the longest time we all assumed she would just give into her inner demons, brought on by evil parents, and off herself…but instead she’s living and that in and of itself…even when not tight bodied…is a gift…

Her pasty white skin may look like it is smeared with dog shit, but those are just her freckles…but she is wonderful and a gift…

Her hard nipples on her great big, now for a reason because she’s taken up eating…is more than just erotic…it is everything…like they can feed a nation of starving babies….babies that her uterus look like she’s filled with….they give me hope…of a better tomorrow.

Her ass melting away…but she’s 30…and thanks to her wrecked from surgeries and filler face…it’s just acting 46 and haggard like the rest of her…

She’s like a hot wife we married getting old…without having brought your children to the world…so you don’t have that same respect for the getting old…but you still don’t mind it since you get to jerk off to other girls…even though you know it your heart…that this is home…a very broken down and battered home…one that brings out repressed memories but still home…

Lohan..is all that is good in the world…the OG Bella Thorne…and I still feel connected at the soul with her..

Here she is in video:

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These Lindsay Lohan old in a one piece rocking some iconic round tits, tits so good Em Rat Cow went to the same surgeon, are pornographic to me….

They are also a week old, but I am just seeing them now, since there’s a lot going on in the world that I barely pay attention to, and some expired goddess I’ve been tracking for decades is just too time consuming for me…I am a lazy Lohan Stalker, but remain a fan because I am emotionally attached to this barely living legend…and her round tits…

Her pasty skin, her mangled face, her freckles I once wanted to connect with a marker / my semen / to make art….is all I’d want it to be all these years later….

Her ass non existent in her shorts, her life is as luxurious as Tara Reids….

Brilliant….and a reminder that the world is a wonderful fucking place…whiler he upper thigh bruise is a reminder that she’s still a good time….

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I guess this is a picture from the QUEEN OF MY LIFE’s birthday…Lindsay Lohan, the only thing that truly matters, the only thing that is really real, the only thing that I’ve ever truly loved, all the is right in the world, the center of the universe, the best love song, the best story, the best meal, the best redhead, an ICON…a goddess…everything and all…

So I should post this nude looking blowing out candles on a boat similar to the one that amputated her pegging rich arab men for money finger…I guess they’ll just have to SIZE UP…

BECAUSE….LOHAN IS MY SOUL and I want her to piss on my face….or something like that…

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