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2014

05

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Greasy in a Bikini in Greece of the Day

Lindsay Lohan lives….even though her ass looks like it may belong on a corpse…the kind of corpse that would make me a necrophiliac because all I want to do is bury my face in this and eat it all up…only to see if I survive or get arrested for trespassing on the cemetery that is her existence…

A corpse that I believe will rise from the dead and pollute the world with more bullshit because as long as she’s alive, there is a strong chance she’ll have a comeback tour…where she reinvents herself and plays a broken girl who overcomes all obstacles that were in fact self inflicted…only to win an Oscar…I think her fake tits will carrry her through this…

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2014

04

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Selfies of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s been getting laughed at for the END OF HER CLEAVAGE’S CAREER …which is pretty mean, considering you should never laugh at a girl’s shitty tits, they teach you that in elementary school when you get suspended for making fun of the girl with the shitty tits until she cries…

The only real people making fun of her tits are girls, dudes are dudes, and want anything tit-like in their mouths, while girls are the catty bitches who shame each other then blame us for objectifying women, cuz we like jerking off to nice things…even when those things aren’t all that nice, like Lohan’s implant hanging off her chest from a fleshy thread and her belly stuck out distended and malnourished like an AIDS BABY because she may be an AIDS baby…we don’t know for sure, we just know what we see, and we can all agree on one thing for sure and that is that her career has AIDS yet she’s still rich…

That said, she’s trying to redeem herself, and she’s lit her selfie so well that all lesions and flaws are hidden…she’s strategic…it’s not her first covering up her flaws rodeo…it’s kinda been her whole life work….but I love me some bikini selfies…so here’s what Lohan wants you to see of her…

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2014

01

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Side Tit of the Day

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan WORE A HORRIBLE ONE-PIECE BATHING SUIT THAT SHOWCASED HER IMPLANT HANGING OFF A THREAD OF SKIN OVER HER DISTENDED BELLY THAT WAS PROBABLY A STILL BIRTH ….

It was a disaster to some, but I found it so vile and disgusting and awful that it was erotic…so I celebrated it, and her, and the reality is, she’s been pretty fucking gross to look at the last 5 years…not much has changed…

Well today, I guess she wanted to redeem her shitty side tit pic, with one more calculated…you know so it looked a bit better than THIS ….and the whole thing made me wonder – why hasn’t she won an OSCAR for the performance art that is her life..

For a vapid, spoiled, privileged and entitled cunt…she’s doing it so bad…it must be strategic and a statement…

She’s fucking trolling us…she must be….

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2014

31

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Sloppy Tit of the Day

We used to call girls like this Slim Fats. It was a play on the popular weightloss drink Slim Fast. We were so clever back then. Where did it all go wrong. You’d think those budding comedic geniuses would have gone onto create gold…but instead here I am….and now I just call girls like this sloppy bitches…

Lohan is unhealthy, she has a gunt and a belly, she looks like she’s either pregnant, or just malnourished, it happens when you’re a coked up boozehhound jacked up on prescription pills…half dead, but still alive…your implants hanging off your body from a thread of skin…because you no longer have any muscle mass, yet you are still a size zero..

This is up on some Ethiopian distended belly from a life of eating sand and flies and ebola…only far less depressing because she’s a rich, hollywood starlet who was so privileged, had so much access and opportunity, and now she’s just rich…I know..real fucking tragedy compared to dying AIDS babies..and I know..it’s possible there’s a dying or already dead AIDS baby in her uterus that hasn’t been queefed out yet…it happens with careless self destructive sex…but we’re not talking about that one..we’re talking about LOHAN.

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2014

28

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Titties of the Day

Lindsay Lohan brought her tits in some silky almost sheer top without bra to some event called – Weisses Fest 2014. Sounds like a Nazi Party…but what the fuck do I know…other than that Lohan looked better than ever – but that the other girls in attendance looked better than Lohan….

I am more a fan of Lohan, I believe in her making a comeback and winning an Oscar because the Oscars are fucking joke but I still think she’s a horrible fucking person…with no soul or respect or decency…but so many other people are shitty too…

I don’t really give a fuck about her tits anymore either, I mean she’s old…but I a into this picture of her riding her jet ski into the sunset she posted on instagram ….it is so poetic….like the closing frame of a Warner Bros cartoon of a motherfucker walking ingot he sunset…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2014

25

Jul

Lindsay Lohan May Be Taking a Pee of the Day

I could be wrong – but this instagram pic of Lindsay Lohan in what looks like panties…at night…standing in water…while her sister watches her in her dress…could be of her peeing.

I have been on spring break, I have seen drunk and medicated girls, I have witness them stripping down to take a fucking pee in the water and post to the internet thinking it is funny only to realize it isn’t..

I mean this picture is such bad quality, it looks like it was taken through a used condom, not that Lohan uses condoms…but no one in their right, sober mind, would post anything like this of themselves…but I’m glad this one did…

It’s so weird. It’s perfect.

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2014

23

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Selfies of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted a couple of selfies that no one really cares about…because she’s Lindsay Lohan…and doesn’t really matter..

She’s expired. You know once a great thing, then an interesting thing to watch crash and burn and fade into obscurity, only to make the occasional re-entry, each time with less star power than before…because the world is a fast moving place…

Sure sometimes, when the scandal is hot enough, the tits are exposed, the sex tape is released, or she dies, we’ll stop to look…

But to track her like this was 8 years ago and celebrity internet blogging was new and exciting, and Lohan was the focal point, is just not ever going to happen again…but I’ll keep on looking every once in a while – because I believe she can turn it around…and win an oscar…if she wasn’t such a horrible fucking person…

Not because I care her new boyfriend is named “Philip” and she was kissing him on a yacht…or because I ever liked any of her movies…but because…#tits.

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2014

19

Jul

Lindsay Lohan is On a Yacht of the Day

My friend did a post on LINDSAY LOHAN VS ELLE MACPHERSON ON DIFFERENT YACHTS, DIFFERENT AGE GROUPS, LUCKILY FOR ELLE MACPHERSON, DIFFERENT BIKINIS and it is the only news or post you have to read today…

Because Lindsay Lohan in a bikini, on a yacht, looking like she’s dying…is all I need to bring me great fucking joy..It is almost magical, in all it’s awkwardly bloated, half dead, fucked to shit glory…

I am a fan of whatever this is, mainly because it reminds me of homeless crackhead sex – but way more luxurious! Her sister looks pretty good too…


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2014

17

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Selife of the Day

Lindsay Lohan released this Lindsay Lohan Bikini Selfie on her Instagram because the paparazzi don’t fight to get pics of her anymore, so she figures she’ll just self promote the shit and get the same level of feedback and attention from her audience directly…

Even if that isn’t “real” celebrity, or fame, or relevance, she’s still Lindsay Lohan and she’s still worth looking at in a bikini…showing off her tits…

I think people from all walks of life can embrace these for what they are…a bikini selfie and not bother worrying about anything else…whether she’s Lindsay Lohan today and not Lindsay Lohan 5 years ago, when I would probably masturbate to this…she’s still tits bent over in a bikini posted to her account for attention…and I like that behavior always…

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2014

16

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is my kind of drug addicted Hollywood starlet. She just reminds us all that Hollywood is a pretty shitty place for a kid to grow up, or really for anyone to live. It’s one of those horribly unethical, pile of shit, money grubbing, soulless idiots who produce garbage fucking content but throw tons of money at it…so retard America buys into the whole shit…making idiots who don’t deserve to be rich…richer…

You know the kind of place that leaves Lohan on the floor, like she was a afterbirth, in the dumpster like she was a prom birth, in the toilet like she was a food poisoning shit…But she’s still Lindsay Lohan, a person I can assume is actually crazy, is actually a horrible and self involved wreck, because that’s how she was brought up…

The reality of it is, people shouldn’t feel sorry for her. She’s still rich, even if people have no interest in working with her, she still lives the good celebrity life…and she still hangs on yachts in bikinis, while her gut hangs over her bikini bottoms…

Do we care about Lohan, no. DO we wish the Lohan happened to everyone in Hollywood. Yes. Earthquake needs to happen sooner than later. I mean Hollywood is one of the many reasons why I know there is no god, because if there was a God…shit would not exist. They have too much power.


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2014

15

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Falling Video of the Day

I was looking for a video of Lindsay Lohan falling yesterday, I figure if there are paparazzi pics of the shit, there’d be some kind of video footage.

What I found was substantially better…..some robot weirdness that for some reason turns me on. I want to call in and have phone sex with this slut…

Coincidentally, I want that with Lohan too, and the night that I hung out with her, she also fell. I don’t know if she was drunk or just clumsy, it was more an unable to handle her shoes situation, that should have ended with me mounting her for the paparazzi…but like this video…I fail…

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2014

14

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Trying Bathing Suits of the Day

There was a time when a Lindsay Lohan Bikini picture would cause excitement. Those days are long gone. They died along with her soul…and career…so many years ago…

I’ll still look, but it’s just a sad shell of what she was…even if she still has tits….

Sure I’m always going to hold a place in my internet celebrity blogger heart for this disaster…she’s the only one I’ve met, liked, and would have had unprotected sex with during a herpes outbreak, but that’s not saying much because she’s the only one I’ve met…but it’s saying something…and that something is that these bathing suit pics are a fail…

She’s still Lohan, I don’t see what she doesn’t mind fuck us all with some porn scandal or anything…fucking boring…

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2014

03

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Battered Legs of the DAy

Everything Lindsay Lohan does is porn to me…

I used to do something called the Lindsay Lohan Deathwatch…back when she wasn’t eating, doing tons of drugs, before she went to rehab…and miraculously maintained her tits (because they are fake)…

The funny thing is that she looked better than than she does now….

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The funnier thing is that she still hasn’t died…

That said, I always like to think that weak, broken, dying, unhealthy girls are erotic.

I am not blind and realize it is disgusting…but it is the reason I have sex with homeless girls.

Sure they smell like death, and the rotting flesh from the drugs and lack of hygiene…isn’t awesome, even if our circles call it the Gangrene Zombie Pussy…it’s not a hit TV show…but they rarely say no.

They are just too fucking tired….to run…

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2014

02

Jul

How About a Little Lohan Nipple for Old Times of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is walking around in some light fabric dress with no bra, because that’s the whole point of breast implants, but more importantly, this isn’t her first rodeo, she’s been in the game since she was a kid, she knows exactly what steps to take and not to take to get in with the media…I mean she’s fucked up a few times along the way…because she’s a self absorbed brat with “addiction issues”…which is code for brat…who decided to self destruct as some kind of tantrum because she couldn’t deal with life because she is a brat.

If you know what I mean….and that is that she’s a brat…who had it all, still has a hell of a lot, and self destructed…

But at least her nipple has lived through the war she’s been having with herself…she didn’t cut that fuck off….yet.

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2014

03

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Jogging cuz She’s a Fitness Icon of the Day

Lindsay Lohan may be an unstable crackhead, addicted to countless pills as well as illegal drugs and alcohol…you know a walking disaster who I’ve been with at least once after she locked herself in her hotel room with her friend to “do party tricks”…before coming out and doing a dance show…

She’s a broken girl and I just don’t think she has it in her spoiled brat soul…to ever grow the fuck up, realize what she has, and focus on doing good things, producing good product, or whatever other opportunity that comes to an under 30 who looked 60 with her level of fame…

But throughout all the hard times, the emaciated half dead to the chubbier faced filled better years…she’s always been one thing to me…a fitness guru…

So seeing her post her fitness on her instagram, is just as insane as she is….and for some reason it is a fitness program I would sign up to…because I am sure it’s like a fucking horrible circus.

I am into whatever the fuck this is.

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