Lindsay Lohan may not work out. She may not be the healthiest of people. She may be sloppy as fuck, with a belly hanging out of her one piece bathing suit…all while being medicated on whatever it is she medicates herself with….but at least she’s still alive, because for the longest time we all assumed she would just give into her inner demons, brought on by evil parents, and off herself…but instead she’s living and that in and of itself…even when not tight bodied…is a gift…

Her pasty white skin may look like it is smeared with dog shit, but those are just her freckles…but she is wonderful and a gift…

Her hard nipples on her great big, now for a reason because she’s taken up eating…is more than just erotic…it is everything…like they can feed a nation of starving babies….babies that her uterus look like she’s filled with….they give me hope…of a better tomorrow.

Her ass melting away…but she’s 30…and thanks to her wrecked from surgeries and filler face…it’s just acting 46 and haggard like the rest of her…

She’s like a hot wife we married getting old…without having brought your children to the world…so you don’t have that same respect for the getting old…but you still don’t mind it since you get to jerk off to other girls…even though you know it your heart…that this is home…a very broken down and battered home…one that brings out repressed memories but still home…

Lohan..is all that is good in the world…the OG Bella Thorne…and I still feel connected at the soul with her..

Here she is in video:

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