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2017

07

Dec

Lindsay Lohan is in America at a Daily Mail Event of the Day

Lindsay Lohan and her weird accent are in an interesting place in her life and career, from child star who everyone basically raped and pillaged, especially her family, to tabloid fodder who couldn’t be left alone, to person everyone totally forgot, who moved off to DUBAI to likely get shit on by rich arab men who like the girl from the famous America movies…but it offered a good life…

Now, she’s looking like death, like so fucking old and jacked up, when not even that old…but the face has seen some shit…she’s lived countless lives, none that important or relevant but they had their moments..

She’s also attending tabloid events – put out by the tabloids – because she so desperately wants to be back in the limelight – she’ll do favors for them – in hopes of getting the press..

Sad story maybe, I have no sympathy…if anything it’s fun to see someone who was so important in her mind, be so obsolete…she’s a fucking flip phone..she exists, she had a point at a time, but doesn’t fucking matter today…

Cool see through shirt though, too bad there’s no nipples…like fucking put some effort in this comeback, make fucking noise for the right reasons for once.

I should be her manager. She’s still hot…just garbage….with the new face on…lights flashing in her face….girl feels at home. Welcome back.

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