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2011

06

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Doin’ The 70s Pornstar of the Day

Remember Lindsay Lohan? She was some child star who turned into an 18 year old slut, who eventually became a 25 year old washed up drug addict with legal problems, who I loved the entire journey into the gutter, but who most people have probably forgot by now, because she doesn’t matter, doesn’t get work, and doesn’t have a very amazing PR team….She also isn’t very nice to old friends who want to help her, like me….but I haven’t forgot her, how could I when she’s skinny, busty and dressed up like a 70s pornstar….I want to bury my face in her vagina until she uses the last of her meth energy to hump my fucking face…..I don’t have a very good sense of smell, so the dirtier the bitch the better….Lohan is incredible…

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2011

19

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Has Great Tits of the Day

Here’s some Lindsay Lohan, possible meth addict, probably heroin addict, definite cracker I love….all hard plastic faced like the stripper begging for a lap dance cuz she bought her fake lips and botox on credit card and she needs to pay the shit off or her doctor’s gonna remove her implants…..something that will never happen to Lohan cuz she’s rich…and even the most angry surgeon wouldn’t ruin whatever’s going on with her hot tear drop shaped tits…that I’m convinced are fake cuz they look so firm and nice as the rest of her has fallen apart….street walkin’….

I love her.

Here’s Lohan heading to court for violating some bullshit that won’t get her locked up looking like a zombie….two weeks before halloween cuz she’s a first mover, trendsetter like that…maybe it’s a self fulfilling prophecy….cuz she sees death in her near future…I’m just hoping I get the chance to save her first…

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2011

17

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Looking Like a Crackhead and I Like It of the Day

I have a soft spot in my empty soul for a few things in life, one of them being Lindsay Lohan since we are connected at the soul and have a one sided relationship, the other is addicts cuz I appreciate they passion and commitment, and the third being street hookers since I like cheap blowjobs…and these pics look like a great amalgamation of the three….

It has elements Lohan who was back when our one-sided love affair started, mixed nicely with addiction legs, addiction skin, addiction teeth, addiction hair, rocking the look of a street whore ready for action…only far more luxurious cuz this pussy has paparazzi following her around….

People are saying she’s on meth, I’m saying it is heroin, but i could just be pills or even crack…and it doesn’t matter, that crockpot, smorgasboard of amazing goes straight to her vagina, making it a colorful petridish of amazing…and I just wish she was one size smaller so that her lip stuck out the short leg….instead…I gotta look at the awkard fit and imagine….knowing one thing ….that she is perfection,

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2011

13

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Whore Teeth of the Day

Here’s Lohan at an event rocking some dirty fucking teeth. I’ve never seen veneers this color. Usually when a bitch pays 20,000 dollars on her mouth, the porcelain caps don’t end up looking exactly like every so stained her teeth are green crackwhore tooth…but Lohan defies all…

Now, I’m not gonna rip on her hygiene, cuz Lohan’s a dream and the more gutter she gets, the happier I get, cuz gutter is my thing….not to mention there are many people out there who hate shiny, white, perfectly straight teeth, and they aim for defective, rotting mouth, disgustingness, especially when looking for a bargain blowjob…

These are gross to some, heaven to others, and what it comes down to is that Lohan’s a disaster and I like it….

I like to think she’s researching a role as a crackwhore living on the streets…a role I hope becomes real life….fingers crossed – here are the pics.

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2011

05

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Tits in Some Black and White Candids of the Day

I posted paparazzi pictures from the night Lohan was out with Terry Richardson, but her great tits lost to her PANTY FLASH …..

The truth is that great tits or not, I fucking hate Paparazzi pictures, so it was nice to see that Terry Richardson, despite being an overrated hack, took some of his personal shots, cuz photographers love latching onto celebs as much as celebs like latching onto them….because they are a little more titty explicit….enjoy

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2011

03

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Upskirt Does Fashion Week of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is in France for Fashion Week and she’s not giving up…. so it is only natural that she’s not wearing pants as she spreads her legs and covers her face for the paparazzi cuz she knows what they want of her only to show off her floral panties I can only imagine smell like death in all their loveliness. I’m just disappointed the flowers are scabby labia.

Here are some pics of her amazing tits….possibly real, likely the best teardrop implant money can buy, who cares where they are from, they are just nice to look at….

She’s hanging with Terry Richardson and her other groupies, cuz she’s still Lohan, she’s not dead yet, even if she looks like she will be soon, and bitch isn’t done with this famous celebrity shit yet…

Here’s some zoom in on her getting out of the car…you know trying to stare at her amazing fake tits and hope for a vagina slip….in picture…cuz you are pathetic and this is as good as it gets for you…as real life doesn’t include chicks…

Here’s some pics from another night of Fashion Week where Lohan didn’t really look like Lohan, it’s like she’s wearing some kind of swollen mask of an aged version of herself, in what may be the costume of the fucking Halloween Season but she’s got awesome fucking tits, haggard, old, washed up, drugged out, half dead or not…I just wish she let me fist her with my hands, face, anything that legendary night I met her…

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2011

26

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Used Vagina in Shorts Gets Work of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is looking like shit on her quest to make it in the fashion world…she’s going to all the global fashion weeks, even though I thought it was illegal to fly with a criminal record, making me think that she never had a criminal record and it was all for publicity that back fired….

So here she is doing some Philipp Plien photoshoot that I bet she isn’t getting paid for, and that I bet he is only running with so that more people find out who Philipp Plien is….

She’s doing it in little red shorts that are period safe, assuming she still gets her period, because maybe she’s as menopausal as she fucking looks, or maybe all the starving, drugs, and drinking killed any uterus and overy functionality…

Who cares. Lohan’s a thing of the past….a thing I want to fuck with my tongue from the past..

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2011

22

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Terry Richardson Candid Phootoshoot of the Day

Drug addict Lindsay Lohan ran into Terry Richardson, the photographer, when she was in NYC for fashion week. Lindsay Lohan took the opportunity to get her picture taken like she still mattered, and Terry Richardson clearly agreed, because photographers never turn their back to the opportunity to late night shoot pics of Lindsay Lohan in the street like a bunch of cracked out hipsters….she is still a celebrity you know…even if she had to beg him for this….

The disappointing thing in all this is that Richardson was lazy. He is the guy who in the late 90s was taking dirty fucking pictures he passed off as art, I’m taking naked, edgie, getting girls to suck him off and take facials, real smutty porno shit….with scenester people…which led to him going corporate and tame in exchange for millions of dollars and general acceptance, if not praises that he is a genius by the masses, instead of living in his father’s photography shadow…

She’s desperate, she would have gone back to studio, she would have got naked, she would have done a lot more than this, but Richardson did the bare minimum, probably so he wouldn’t have to hang with her any more, as all the other more important and more fun and more stable people were in town that week….

He’s lost his edge, I expect more than this, but here are the pics anyway….ripped directly off his blog TERRYSDIARY and more importantly, I’d love to taster her….every single part of her….but then again I’d also like to smell the stains on that used matteress she’s touching…it’s a fetish.

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2011

20

Sep

Lindsay Lohan and Dina Lohan Making Out with Each Other of the Day

The Lohan mom and daughter duo of bottom feeding media whores, who once had their hustle work for them in a way that lead to fame and fortune, only to have it all taken away from them with spoiled cunt behavior and substance abuse that came with that fame and fortune will do anything they can for attention….it’s too bad that they are who they are, cuz it’s always rare to find that mother daughter duo who give into mother daughter fetishes, and if they do, they are never this high profile, and when they are this high profile, they keep the drugs, partying and eating each other’s pussies cuz they love and respect each other and no one will ever get that, to the privacy of their own mansions….and that to me is a disaster, cuz this shit needs tobe on video, speckled with some black cock, to make it legit.

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2011

15

Sep

Lohan Mom/Daughter Fetish of the Day

I’ve always had a mom daughter fetish. There’s nothing better than the those fetish porn videos of older ladies who pretend to be the mom’s of younger girls they are teaching how to suck dick on older men….I used to know a guy who fucked a mom and daughter duo, he started out fucking the mom, then he started fucking the daughter, then the mom found out and set up a threesome in what he said was the weirdest experience ever, but that I thought was so wrong, it was right..even though he was probably lying…

I used to go to a strip club where a mom and daughter duo used to do a stage dance and lap dances together cuz it made them more money…the mom basically encouraged her daughter into stripping to pay her way through school and at 18, she followed her mom’s lead…and I loved every minute of it….comparing the vagina with the vagina it came out of….

Because I think a mom teaching her daughter everything from cooking, cleaning, laundry, to other valuable life lessons, why not teach them out to suck fucking dick, passing on the family traditions like it was a artisanal trade or some shit…it just makes sense…even though society may think it is wrong….and by society I don’t mean the Lohans, cuz I know this duo whore together, do blow together, get drunk together, fuck producers together, fuck the media together, cuz the Lohan women and their dysfunction is genius, in another league of insanity….and the damage beneatht he surface makes these pics so hot…cuz you know so much has gone on with these two and I’m sure it wasn’t always clothed…

So Hot…

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2011

12

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Face Does Fashion Week of the Day

I love Lohan. I think she’s great. I think her insanity is hilarious… and her impending death interesting…considering she had it fucking made, but for some reason totally sabotaged the shit…and that’s funny…

I mean she’s in her fucking 20s and for some reason looks like a haggard mafia mom in her 50s, trying to reclaim her youth, because her vagina’s turned grey and droopy and all she’s got left for herself is lip injections and botox….I’m talking those trashy mothers I know you’ve all seen before, who are rich but looking like strippers…

It is so weird to me…she’s like a science experiment….

Here she is…Same Face Different Outfit….

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2011

05

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Amazing Hard Nipples of the Day

Lindsay Lohan may be boring….She may be on the verge of death…she may be getting Billy Joel lyrics about being at her prime…cuz she knows that in a couple weeks she’ll be far less prime comparitively as they’re cremating her…long after her career’s been left in the basement to rot….

I have met Lohan, I hung out with her in her hotel once, she played me her album, she danced around the room in heels and pajama pants, she cried, she laughed, she was like a fucking roller coaster of amazing….

I drank her booze, I stayed til 6 am, I hugged her goodbye, we talked about her problems, I encouraged her to marry me….and there’s one thing I know about her first hand and that is that she has the single fucking best tits around…and what better way to celebrate any day than by staring at them….

Dead to me and the rest of the world or not, I will always have a soft spot in my heart and a hard spot in my pants for this amazing creature we call lohan…she is a genius and I’m convinced one day she will get that academy award she deserves…

Now if only she answered my emails, texts, phone calls, and twitter messages…but she hates me. Oh well.

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2011

22

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Crackhead Tits in White at a Fake Wedding of the Day

Lindsay Lohan went to Kim Kardashian’s Porn Wedding, that was clearly a publicity stunt, because America needed their own Royal Wedding, and since America is the majority a trashy, poor, media and TV obsessed, Gossip loving, tabloid smut following, uneducated, uninspired working class….Kim Kardashian saw opportunity…not to mention her whole career was on the decline, people were getting bored and she needed to add a new layer to her lie I am so surprised people care about….cuz I’ve seen it once and I hate the shit….but I guess people are just stuck on loving what is on TV to ignore their shitty life….

I can only assume Lohan was there to take notes on how to make a comeback, since Kardashian has what she doesn’t, a following that makes her money…all based on doing porn while Lohan’s just a failed actor who was whored out by her parents as a kid…and has spent the last 10 years crying about it cuz it’s so hard being a millionaire…

The good news is that if she follows the lead of the big brown pig….we’ll all be watching her tired 23 year old vagina struggle to get wet thanks to all the medication and fake lesbianism while a black dude tries to stuff her like thanksgiving turkey….it’s the American dream….and apparently the strategy to get famous….and to some that may not be good news…but I’m the kind of guy who LOVES crackwhores…and based on these pics…Lohan fits that part.

Now someone get her an Oscar….

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2011

21

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Breakthrough Role of the Year in the New Miggs Video of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is Banksy in some shitty new video for some shitty band everyone will know with a shitty song that you probably saw the paparazzi pics of a while ago….I feel like the only thing Lohan does late night and hooded is tie black people behind her pick-up truck, and snorting heroin while crying about all that’s gone wrong….

But you know what…if I had 10,000 dollars for a video, I’d probably hire Lindsay Lohan to star in it….It’s gonna get a lot of views…and not even cuz she’s in her bra and panties in one scene….but cuz she’s Lohan…

Sure instead of Graffitti, in my video she’d be getting shit on, shitting her anorexic coke shit on random things, or at least fucked a lot…unprotected…in the dirtiest of ways…back alley…but that’s just cuz I believe art starts with penetration and scat….

What it comes down to is that it’s hysterical to see the evolutuion of her career..Fuck movies Lohan, you so good in this, you deserve a fucking Oscar…in a new category called movin down the fucking ladder into to hell breakthrough performance of the year….

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2011

18

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Amazing Diversion of the Day

Lohan’s not dead….and even if she was I’d try to dig her up and titty fuck her and I’m not even a necrophiliac…I’m just aware of the fact that she’s got the best fake tits I’ve ever seen and I am probably in love with her tits….as much as I am bored of and done with her….

I figure all she has to do to get back into the scene is capitalize on this investment….I mean the tits have already paid for themselves a few times over…but they are powerful and have the ability to make the world forget she’s got a drug addiction and has been nothing but an annoying spoiled brat in her privileged existence….hell these tits make me want to go buy heroin or as Lohan like to call it “Quartz and Meteor Dust” and smuggle it in my ass to try to swoon her….It’ll be like Romeo and Juliette….only I’ll live at the end…

Lohan is amazing….whether her career is dead or alive…and here’s the proof..

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