Lindsay Lohan is our goddess, our spirit animal, the creature we worship every SUNDAY while washing our feet and eating FISH….

She is a legend, possibly the messiah, definitely MY messiah….and in all these years she’s been out there chilling on her celebrity after all her breakdowns that I’ve been privy to….I’m ready for her comeback.

I have been encouraging in all my posts about her – whenever I get around to doing posts about her – because she’s not so good at whoring out on instagram….BECAUSE I KNOW….she will win an OSCAR in her lifetime. Once she’s ready.

She’s still young enough, despite looking old, and she’s still wild, but there is no doubt in my mind…that she’ll be back…

She’s just testing the waters…with her hot LOHAN tits out…

I will forever be a fan….even though I hate everything…it’s just that we go way back and she represents such a cooler time in Celebrity…when it mattered before everyone was a fucking celeb….ya know.

I guess what I am saying is Lohan is everything and her tits look fucking killer….maybe they’ve been updated…maybe they are only 12 years old, not quite a teenager in puberty, they just got their period….

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