Ireland Baldwin, I see teen pregnancy in the near future….that or a horrible break-up that stems from her being cheated on, because all young guys get bored of a nagging bitch when they want to get out there and fuck as many willing girls as possible…with equally if not more famous parents…who are as hot or hotter…propelling her into a downward spiral that brings up repressed memories of her dad and where he went wrong…officially making her broken….

The same kind of broken that will lead her to out there to get as much revenge as she can on all the men in her life by inserting as many penises as possible inside herself…

It happens all the time…and I’m looking forward to it, but for now, it is a blissful young love, first love, probably the virginity poppin love, that they think will end in forever love with marriage and shit but that won’t cuz at 17, it all comes crashing down…it always does…just like a girls metabolism..

Here is the happy July 4th trip documented on instagram….and yes, looking at pics of a 17 year old couple when you are a grown man is creepy as fuck…here are the pics anyway.

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