I used to be a fan of Amanda Seyfried. I thought it was interesting that a girl who was so boring in paparazzi pics…could be so naked in all her obscure movie roles, while being so lame in all her mainstream Disney feel good bullshit movies…It’s like she’d book some shit where she’d be dating someone dying of cancer, all jacked up with emotions, then play some lesbian with huge tits who liked getting fisted in some other shit…

From being naked in LOVELACE and CHLOE ….I mean I was into it…

I used to send Lindsay Lohan messages telling her she’s been replaced in my heart by a new girl…Amanda…from Mean Girls…to which Lindsay Lohan would say “I hate that bitch”…probably for unrelated reasons….

But then Amanda Seyfried let Justin Long fuck her…and not even by accident…like they are in a relationship…the Mac Guy…making her bikini on set hard to jerk off to…since I am the kind of guy who judges a girl by the dudes she’s fucked…always.

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