Lindsay Lohan has been slowly turning herself into a muppet…because I guess when you’ve been raped of your childhood…you sometimes need to Michael Jackson yourself and turn your life into a creepy fucking playground to try to fill that void…and for some reason I like it…because it represents all that is broken in her…not to mention gives her something we can laugh at to help make her more and more insecure about herself…cyberbullying in a way that will one day lead her into an abusive yet loving relationship with me…because despite her face fillers…I think she’s perfect and I want to marry her…at least once…sexually…while not in a herpes outbreak..

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