Sara Sampaio is a greasy Portuguese fish eating model who is modelling for Free People in bikinis…and shit is about as exciting as bikini catalog pictures go, which is not exciting at all.

They are all the same…

If anything, the random fame whore attention seeking sluts on Instagram are more interesting and have more compelling pictures than this…but because Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret model, I am going to pretend that them lending her out to other companies that they probably manufacture for, is more important than the amateur models looking for this kind of campaign…because..that’s what the media wants me to do…I blame the illuminati.

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