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2014

30

Apr

Kate Upton’s Vogue UK Cover Lies of the Day

Based on historical documentation…

Like Today’s Kate Upton FAT ON SET …or last weeks Kate Upton’s Fat on the Red Carpet …or last week’s IRINA SHAYK AND KATE UPTON ON THE Beach and and pretty much 95% of Kate Upton Posts I Have Posted …she doesn’t look this athletic, even when in a mom high wasted bikini…

I guess Mario Testino and his team just fucking magically created this look with smoke and mirrors…and I guess the real issue in all this isn’t how fat she is, or how edited she is, it’s how she got on the cover of Vogue, while being a Bikini model, who’s audience is all dudes, with no real business in fashion, other than because fashion wants to monetize and sell copies and be talked about…I know this offends everyone I know in and into fashion…but all you average dudes, love the tits…that’s why she exists…even though they are sloppy…so here they are…or at least here is the preview…more to come…you sickos…

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