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2014

30

May

Kelly Brook’s Instagram Hooking of the Day

I think Kelly Brook knows what matters when it comes to what she has to offer the world…at least that’s why her instagram is telling me…

It’s a she may be doughy, but “tits get hits” on the most basic level, and hits make money if you can sell lingerie to the dudes who jerk off to you, to get them to dress their wives in the shit, while you push 40 and only have another year or two at this…even though your plan is to just marry a billionaire…like all the Glamour girls before you…since you’ve proved your fucking self…or proved that tits is all you need when you have a little drive…because dudes are just that dumb and buy into it…

Here’s a sneak peak of her calendar…

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