Want to know what I love? Farrah Abraham.

I feel like I have a close relationship, because I RELEASED HER SEX TAPES TO THE INTERNET BEFORE ANYONE ELSE

I also like that she was a teen mother, clearly a bit of a sex addict, proven in the fact that she was a teen mother in the first place, who after the show, decided to do HARDCORE PORN with a Pornstar, not pretending it was a leaked video, the first one called FARRAH SUPERSTAR BACKDOOR the second called BACK DOOR AND MORE …and she was fucking amazing…

I have EXCLUSIVE CLIPS OF BOTH OF THEM

Her body was hot, her fucking was hot, and in turn she was hot…even though she was a mom….and even though she was Farrah Abraham…and even though her face looks like that…

So after going viral with the porn, making more money than Kim Kardashian from the porn, being the biggest porn of last year in sales, she disappeared for a little bit, but has now moved back into the adult industry with these awesome sex toys that have the likeliness of her vagina and luckily not of her face.. since she’s not that pretty, but her not being pretty kind of gets thrown out the window, when you see her fuck, and squirt, and take it up the ass…like an delicate flower sent from heaven to show the world how a good mom who started young and who seeks attention behaves….

So the good people at TOPCO…have licensed the exclusive use of her VAGINA for good and not evil…

I’ve already asked them to send me every single one in the set…even two or three…that I can put between my wife’s legs and fuck a new vagina that’s not as tainted as either Farrah or my wife…

You see, I would never want to deal with Farrah in person, I’ve met her and she’s a bit of a crazy person…but I am totally down to desecrate her pelvis in my basement….

So love her or hate her, you won’t be able to resist how good these pics of her celebrating her new business venture are….

Ridiculous, and amazing…I’m a fan.

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