Enemy of the site, Chrissy Teigen is clever, and I am not just saying that because she tricked a talented musician who was friends with Kanye and bound to be famous, before he was famous, to date her…

She is clever because she’s managed to levarage her Sports Illustrated modelling that reaches the frat boy crowd, to become a funny little social media personality, despite never really being that hot….

She has friended the right editors and nerds and has sucked up to them so they post her shit, like the babe in high school getting these socially awkwards to do her homework…

She’s manipulated everyone around her to thinking there was something special about her, and she’s probably never made a dollar doing it, but who needs money, she covered that early on by marrying John Legend…that dude’s rich…

They did GQ together, because that’s all part of owning your man, and she pulled out her tit and realeased it…because that’s what these breed of girls does..and really…this is one thing about her that I can say with confidence that there’s nothing wrong with…

Either way, she’s full of shit…but this tit was part of that bullshit…the only part of her bullshit I like.

Yes, I posted this pic yesterday and didn’t realize there was nipple. I’m desensitized.

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