That sounded like a horrible poem, far too french for my liking, since French people are the fucking worst, except maybe the French girl I met on tinder who always begs me for anal, without even knowing me…or the French girl on snapchat who constantly shows me how small her vagina is – with excitement…like “Look How Small I Am even though I am 30”..because maybe French people aren’t the worst, they just have a bad attitude because they’ve figured it out and what they’ve figured out is that everyone else is a trashy fucking idiot who lives life wrong, while they are out topless on the beach…drunk..and rockin’ bush..

That said, David Bellemere is my favorite photographer and he’s really fucking winning at this photography thing…recently hired by Victoria’s Secret for the brand turn around…and taking fucking over…one half naked sexy pic at a time…

Here he is with Stella Maxwell, from Victoria’s Secret….making magic…I am a fan.

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