Bella Thorne’s great young ass that is making moves, getting famous, even though she’s a redhead and should be left out in the woods to fend for herself, because redheads are scary and clearly the devil’s work…

She’s stil l7, but on the who the fuck cares, let’s get her in a bikini, because 17 year olds get in bikinis, and we’re MTV and not exploitive of anyone, except maybe everyone who has ever been on Real World, Jersey Shore, and the Teen Pregnancy show…

17 is legal in Canada, but I don’t fuck with that, but I can still appreciate a lean, fit body…that I have a feeling will stay lean and fit and not just because I’ve been in the same place as Bella Thorne and she locked eyes and smiled at me…unless that was Carrot Top…I have facial recognition blindness…

I think I just appreciate any girl with a stage parent who sold her kids off to Disney, because I like saving people..

Here’s the trailer 7 Minute trailer of MTV’s Scream, that I guess is a remake of Scream for the new Generation, instead of just having the new Generation watch Scream, they wouldn’t get it with the whole land line and no cell phone situation….becasue they are morons..and so is Hollywood for not producing original fucking things…it’s like it has turned Broadway or high school theater…we don’t need to see Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, or RENT, or West Side Story, or Phantom of the Opera, whatever the fuck every school makes you watch, again….

But I guess, what matters is gratuitous bikini action…..with a 17 year old they pay to get half naked….

It seems so wrong when you position it like that…but her mom signed the waiver when collection the check, so I guess it’s ok…even better than ok…it’s amazing..and shes amazing…

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