I once made an experiemental video set to a Jewel Song..

It was starring a couple of potatoes doing some stop motion weirdness, because I guess before the internet I was onto the whole “do weird things and call it art because idiots will buy anything if marketed properly”….a knowledge I’ve had forever, but don’t do anything about, because marketing is a lot of work and I prefer drinking, I would require some kind of manager but that would require talking to someone….which I hate doing…I’d rather just sit her knowing it’s easy to troll the world than troll the world…

I guess I was a visionary, because back then Jewel just happened, and now she’s turned into a potato…a bikini wearing potato…

Hey Miss Cleo..I’m the fucking psychic network..if I had a VHS player I’d have the proof…

I guess the most exciting thing about Jewel is her livijng in her car lie…she probably slept in her car once, before sleeping on anyone who would listen to her Alaskan folk music…that has now brought her to this…bikini wearing potato…20 years later..

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