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2015

06

Jul

ELsa Pataky Bikini Ass Picker of the Day

Chris Hemsworth, Elsa Pataky

Elsa Pataky is old as fuck…she’s from Spain, which means she has a “Hope Solo” USA! USA! USA! pussy … because I haven’t met a Spanish girl with an inny pussy…but maybe I just hang out with moms of two or more..

Not that this is about her pussy, but rather her old as fuck ass, in a bikini, on Vacation with her green card Chris Hemsworth…who she has a dozen or more kids with…it’s a Spanish thing….and who wasn’t the first actor she burned through, and probably not her last…

I don’t think this is exciting stuff, but I figure she sued a magazine for publishing her tit pics from a paparazzi, and she won 310,000 Euros for it, meaning she either loves or hates paparazzi, as it makes her more money than her bullshit acting job, she was in the Fast and Furious movies to reach a hispanic audience…who cares… so she’s out there reaching for another win…this time about to finger her asshole invasion of privacy..who cares…I guess I do…but only because I’m in this deep so here it is…

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