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2015

28

Jul

Kate WInslet Recreates Titanic of the Day

I guess this will be a fetish to a few people…

The first being Titanic fans as that movie touches all you faggots by the heart…and just sucks you into a fast paced one night stand…that you carry around in your miserable life wondering “what if he didn’t die”…but never letting that stop you from living your life, because let’s be real you met dude the day before he died for you, and he was poor….it would never have worked for a sugar baby…

The second being for Kate Winslet fans, because despite being an old mom…she’s got tits…..

The third being dudes who like girls who are tied, restrained and can’t run away from their needs and wants…

All this to say, this is better than Steve Aoki making the Titanic Song and EDM / Dub Step / Pile of Shit Song…that the next generation of kids 18 – 30 go crazy for, because the world may be doomed – but at least we can still watch Kate Winslet restrained…

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