I am a Kylie Jenenr fan, and not because she’s turning 18 today- partying next weekend in Montreal, where I live, and I’m here hoping she’s gonna film a sex tape for me to sell and make millions with, because I’ve been so good to the family over the years, by calling them disgusting pigs and similar things to an audience of 3.

I am a Kylie Jenner fan because she’s amazing, and she’s got the most ridiculous body …and face…she’s 17 and built like a 40 year old mom, whether it is Make-Up or surgery, she’s her father’s daughter…right….

I don’t follow her on snapchat, but I see that shit on the internet and it makes me laugh, I just assume she’s the youngest in a family of shit, that everyone talks about and that are the most famous people in Hollywood, because they have the Truman show effect, and people feel like they are flies on the wall…and I figure that in and of itself is both annoying an amazing, and that she’s got some serious psychological issues that will never be fixed, making her broken as fuck…

Here’s a anchorman’s opinion on the Kardashians…

Here’s some pics of her ass for her birthday- get ready for the nudes – I am…

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