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2015

20

Aug

Helena Christensen Nipples for No Tofu of the Day

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Helena Christensen has a bit of the old lady model, concerned with her appearance, because her existence has been based on her looks. She’s made all her money based on her looks. She’s probably had all the rich cock because of her looks….She was even cast in the Chris Isaacs Wicked Games music video romance porn straight out of a Romance Novel…because she was a Victoria’s Secret model, hot..and had tits…

Well, she’s still got those tits, but they are much older, despite what she’s trying to trick us with her pornstar looking parazlyzed face.

That music video was probably over 20 years ago, proving that you can maintained sex appeal, but people still get old, the yogurt still expires, and no matter how much botox they shove into their paralyzed plastic face….your big tits and nipples can’t fool me…you’re not a sex toy, despite only being able to make the face of a sex toy, and that in and of itself is worth celebrating…I mean that and her nipples for a magazine with the silliest name ever…

Wearing fetish gear….never too old..for any of that…no matter what your face is telling us…

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