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2015

25

Aug

Hayden Panettiere in a Bikini of the Day

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The most interesting thing about Hayden Panettiere….isn’t the rumor that her mom used to whore her out at parties to hollywood execs when she was underage, but that was a pretty awesome story from a few years ago that you probably don’t rememeber because you don’t care about Hayden Panettiere, and that I remember, but not because I care about Hayden Panettiere, but because I am absorbed in this bullshit celebrity world, for no real reason…and remember this nonsense information about them…that is probably not even true but that people seem to feel the need to tell me….when I am just interested in their tits, pussies and the fact that they are deemed more important than girls I can fuck for money in my own backyard…not that I have a backyard…but you know what I mean…local hookers no one knows…

Why are these twats so special…well in Hayden’s case it’s that she can fit the penis of a 7 foot tall massive boxing Russian in her…far more talented at that…than her acting…probably because she’s got more experience with insertion…than acting…

All this to say…Bikini Top Mom…

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