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2023

07

Mar

Hayden Panettiere’s Back of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is back. She’s in Scream. She’s at events. She’s on Good Morning America . She’s in Women’s Health Magazine and all it took was a human sacrifice of her brother, assuming you believe all that satanic conspiracy on how these mind controlled women of the industry get where they get….through trauma, sacrifice, abuse, dissociative disorders, mind control, HUMILIATION, etc….

Otherwise, she’s just such a pro, despite her countless meltdowns that have landed her in many stints in various rehabs….that have landed her with a few issues with the police for domestic abuse…because she’s a fucking psycho…

THEN there’s the whole story that was scrubbed from the internet but that was posted on the homie, who IU guess isn’t the Homie at all, but he has answered my emails ENTY at 8 Crazy Nights, about her being abused by her family as some cum rag for Hollywood back when she was a kid….but that’s just RUMORS right….there’s no abuse in the most fucked up, debaucherous, rich person hub of terrible people….

Anyway, she’s back baby, and she brought her broad back to Women’s Health in her panties….where she discussed having a breast reduction, despite not having big sloppies from my memory, but maybe I blocked it out because when I looked at her, all I’d see was midget wrestling.

The point is, her tits look bigger and rounder now than they did then, so maybe she means she got a breast lift after breeding…who knows…who cares…She’s Back baby.

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2017

06

Apr

Hayden Panettiere Ass in a Pool Probably a #TBT of the Day

My favorite Hayden Panettiere tabloid was years ago when people said her mom used to whore her out as a teen to other hollywood types…dirty….but would explain why her baby daddy is 7 foot tall…it was the only thing her dead pussy could feel..

Speaking of her dead pussy, she’s back from rehab, where she was locked up for being a self proclaimed bad mom, some call it post partem depression, I call it women always create issues…and complain…..especially entitled rich person whining women…who were raised by some trashy Soap Opera stars…Of course you’re depressed having kids, because they ruin your fucking life, and pussy, even if your pussy was alway ruined is depressing…

That said, she’s in a bikini in a pool, probably an old pic…but that works for me….because I like little midgets nerds jerk off to best in pre mom pics…

here she is bigger tits in People….

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2017

05

Jan

Rehab Dweller Hayden Panettiere’s Got Shit on her Teeth of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere’s got shit on her face…and it’s hot for you scat lovers….who wish that it was your shit on her face…because you’re romantic…

She’s back from rehab, where she was locked up for being a self proclaimed bad mom, some call it post partem depression, I call it women always create issues…especially entitled rich person whining about the depression of having kids, because they ruin your fucking life, and pussy, but not really when your baby daddy is 7 foot tall massive russian…with a cock bigger than a baby….

It only gets worse, but thankfully, you are rich, a coddled baby who was raised by a trashy plastic surgery ridden soap star, you can take yourself out of your life and kick it at some resort with other rich people….who are self involved whiners blaming their drug use on “disease” or whatever…and do therapy to try to find meaning…

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2016

05

Dec

Hayden Pannetiere is Back of the Day

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Shitty mom Hayden Panettiere spent a day on the beach with her kid, she also went to an event, with her baby daddy, possible husband, really tall Russian boxer who makes visualizing their sex entertaining….that’s how they made the babies…7 foot tall athlete on mini human….in a weird fucking fetish…

Well she’s back from rehab, where she was locked up for being a self proclaimed bad mom, some call it post partem depression, I call it woman always create issues…especially entitled rich person whining about the depression of having kids, because they ruin your fucking life, and it only gets worse, but thankfully, you are rich, a coddled baby who was raised by a trashy plastic surgery ridden soap star, you can take yourself out of your life and kick it at some resort with other rich people….who are self involved whiners blaming their drug use on “disease” or whatever…and do therapy to try to find meaning…

So here’s some Hayden Panettiere….the midget from Hollywood people jerked off to – but I’d rather see the breeding process…because I like couples fucking…

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2016

18

Feb

Hayden Panettiere’s Thick Thighs on Set of the Day

Hayden Panettiere shows off her legs in denim shorts while walking on set for a Carl's Jr. commercial in LA

Based on her thighs alone, it looks like Hayden Panettiere is doing an ad for a Fast Food Chain….like she really loves that shit enough to endorse it for a lifetime supply of that shit…

OH. She’s not just getting fat, post pregnancy does that to a woman, especially when they get institutionalized to deal with their post baby depression, and probably deeper rooted issues of being the child of some trashy hooker looking Soap Opera star, probably jacked up on so many fucking anti-depressants…

BUT. She’s actually on set of a Fast Food restaurant commercial.

Look at that keen glimmer in her eyes….she must be staring at the table filled with burgers to feed those midget thighs….

Hayden Panettiere shows off her legs and smokes a cigarette while walking on set for a Carl's Jr. commercial in LA

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2016

01

Feb

Hayden Panettiere Tits of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere showed off her fat tits….or fake tits…that balanced out her big fucking back that I guess her massive 7 foot tall boyfriend wanted because he was tired of feeling like he was fucking a weird little midget…even though her 4 foot tall midget sex was clearly his fetish, he kept going back for more, probably cuz it made his dick look so big…who knows..why am I talking about dicks…what a homo…

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2016

18

Jan

Hayden Panettiere’s Huge Tits of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere has some huge fucking tits…not sure how that happened, maybe it’s hormonal or pregnancy…all milk filled…but they are probably implants that she got to make her really broad muscular gymnast looking back more proportionate…

I feel like we already knew she got implants, it’s already been discussed, but I don’t keep track of any of these bitches, especially not Hayden Panettiere.

She is virtually a no one..but she’s got a solid fan base of people who like girls who are 4 feet tall who fuck, marry and get knocked up by someone 6 foot 7…in some creepy Russian fetish sex…that confuses me, makes me think of some kind of sex circus, that I want to watch…

She also survived another sex scandal that she’s totally neglected to address, that no one bothered reporting, because it was probably bullshit…even though it was the most interesting thing she’s pulled off to date featuring her soap star mother and father letting their Hollywood friends ave their way with her….a possiible lie…totally disgusting…but believable if you know anyone in Hollywood…and if true fucked up enough to make her a good time….in all her damage…and possibly the reason she needs such a big dick to fill her…

I guess what I’m saying is…Good Cleavage…Good Times…because with tits like this she hardly looks like an overrated midget from a TV show no one cares about…except fans from when she played a superhero on TV…who are loyal thanks to a lack of social skills.

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2015

13

Oct

Hayden Panettiere Hates Her Baby of the Day

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So the news on FB, that’s I’m too lazy to type out “Facebook”, is that Hayden Panettiere checked herself into a rehab facility because she had postpartum depression….which is code for “I hate my fucking baby and want to kill the motherfuckeer than myself”…

She posted a picture of her post baby body, with a little passive aggressive resentment the other day, before checking herself in…and I can assume it’s a hormones being all out of whack fucking up the chemicals in her brain…because based on her 7 foot RUSSIAN baby daddy with possibly no soul, as most RUSSIANS I know have no souls, and they aren’t professional thugs….I’ll assume her pussy was already broke down and bet the fuck up long before the baby ever came…but rather when he first came..

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I guess this is a real issue, being a parent is hard, especially when your own mother is some soap star vapid looking porno bitch…or maybe it is because her character on TV had it – and gave her some thoughts…that she realized having babies sucks…

So some call it postpartum depression, I call it buyers remorse…or really just being a parent, since having kids…is the fucking worst…and getting rid of them and their annoying ways…is a real option, just not in today’s society…but 400 years ago, you could have pulled it off…

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I guess checking herself in – is better for her career than baby killing…

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2015

05

Oct

Hayden Panettiere’s Big Shoulders Getting Out of Bed in a G-String of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere who is around 4 and half feet tall and was rumored to have been part of a weird sex ring in the 80s Hollywood, where she was past around rich guys when she was underage because Hollywood is notorious for weird eccentrics who fuck underage people…because it’s not a crime if you never get arrested or some shit…

A rumor, that is just a rumor, but that would explain her vagina’s ability to take her 6 foot 7 tall husband and baby daddy’s dick, that we can assume makes some real fucking creepy circus sex…..like the little midget clown and the tall man they are as a couple…

That said, she was another one of these 16 year old girls who the general american fell for….who turned 18 and was forgotten, but as long as G-string, even mom in a G-string happens…she’s still the little strong man with broad shoulders I thought was overrated when she was relevant but would still watch fuck…because it seems so intriguing…

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2015

25

Aug

Hayden Panettiere in a Bikini of the Day

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The most interesting thing about Hayden Panettiere….isn’t the rumor that her mom used to whore her out at parties to hollywood execs when she was underage, but that was a pretty awesome story from a few years ago that you probably don’t rememeber because you don’t care about Hayden Panettiere, and that I remember, but not because I care about Hayden Panettiere, but because I am absorbed in this bullshit celebrity world, for no real reason…and remember this nonsense information about them…that is probably not even true but that people seem to feel the need to tell me….when I am just interested in their tits, pussies and the fact that they are deemed more important than girls I can fuck for money in my own backyard…not that I have a backyard…but you know what I mean…local hookers no one knows…

Why are these twats so special…well in Hayden’s case it’s that she can fit the penis of a 7 foot tall massive boxing Russian in her…far more talented at that…than her acting…probably because she’s got more experience with insertion…than acting…

All this to say…Bikini Top Mom…

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