Jessica Alba is a fucking robot…

A robot in her acting, that needs a software update to be believable in any of her two dimensional roles, but a robot none the less….

And she’s set to “Make Money. Make Money”…mode..

Because everything she does or promotes is some commercial endorsement bullshit…from this, to the coconut water on her vag, to whatever else I’ve posted on her recently…it’s just ridiculous…but still one of the hottest bodies with two kids…so maybe we should be throwing money at her, instead of all these other dumpier bitches…

I’m superficial like that…at least when talking about famous overpaid pieces of shit stains on society….

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