Dakota Johnson is not hot….but she’s showing half of her famous kid tits in Another Magazine…

I assume her sex scenes from 50 Shades of Grey were just as dull as this…otherwise I’d be jerking off to clips from that movie for old times…you know a tribute to when I could jerk off to mainstream movie sex scenes..because it was that or National Geographic….or music videos or Playboy….

She’s just got a famous Granny who whored herself to Hitchcock, a Famous mom who has rumored to whore herself to everyone being the daughter of the actress who whored herself to Hitchcock, and a famous dad who was in Miami Vice…when Miami Vice was the biggest, pink neon and white suit wearing shows on TV…

So her career doesn’t impress me, her struggle not real, I mean unless you think being handed a job to keep her out of trouble, when she could just sit around and be paid for, is struggle.

I don’t…

But I’ll still watch her very average, even boring, girl you’d see working a coffee shop….

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