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2015

21

Sep

Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

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I looked up Julie Benz, because I don’t remember her name, and most girls I know with names like Julie Benz, are strippers, hookers, escorts or porn chicks…it’s like “I totally agree, Mercedes does make this lap dance for 10 dollars a song seem more luxurious, but that shit stain you left on my jeans…takes it back to what it actually is”….you know let’s associate luxury with our fake tits, because they are 5,000 – 8,000 dollars and for a hooker, it’s difficult to save that up with all the drug expensese….

But it turns out this Julie Benz, despite her fake tits and face, is an actress, who is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the same show that nerds, virgin losers, socially awkward motherfuckers from the 90s, the general readership of this site…because they are the only people who still care, who can’t let go, who helped get Julie Benz cast in Defiance as the mayor..believable…

Now she’s in a bikini…

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