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2015

06

Nov

Julie Benz in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who Julie Benz is. I just know she was on Dexter and more importantly Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and that’s the kind of show that creepy virgin loser dudes were absolutely obsessed with…meaning this Julie Benz, now well into her 40s, is the other Sara Michelle Gellar…that I guess in nerd chatrooms got drafted for fantasy marriages in the nerd fantasy marriage leagues because she wasn’t always 40 and didn’t always look like she was 40…

Not that her being 40 will deter any of her fans…her fans or Buffy fans are still obsessed with the show, they still have the box set on their nerd shelf…and one unopened in their nerd vault, because nerds…

Meaning this chick has made so many dudes jerk off…some dudes think they are married to her…and other dudes dream of marrying her…because people, especailly Buffy Fans are fucking weird…

HEre’s the bikini pics..

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2015

21

Sep

Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

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I looked up Julie Benz, because I don’t remember her name, and most girls I know with names like Julie Benz, are strippers, hookers, escorts or porn chicks…it’s like “I totally agree, Mercedes does make this lap dance for 10 dollars a song seem more luxurious, but that shit stain you left on my jeans…takes it back to what it actually is”….you know let’s associate luxury with our fake tits, because they are 5,000 – 8,000 dollars and for a hooker, it’s difficult to save that up with all the drug expensese….

But it turns out this Julie Benz, despite her fake tits and face, is an actress, who is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the same show that nerds, virgin losers, socially awkward motherfuckers from the 90s, the general readership of this site…because they are the only people who still care, who can’t let go, who helped get Julie Benz cast in Defiance as the mayor..believable…

Now she’s in a bikini…

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2010

03

Mar

Julie Benz in her Bra on Desperate Housewives of the Day

I don’t watch Desperate Housewives because despite popular belief, I do still have my balls, but I know a lot of dudes who are forced into this shit by their wives and I’d like to say the people at Desperate Housewives are doing a pretty good job making Sunday night TV designed for women, appealing to the men forced into watching the shit. I figure it’s just smart business because eventually dude will lose his fucking mind if there’s nothing hot to distract him, leaving him either beating his wife, or walking out on her, and I guess they don’t want to ruin marriages, but instead want us all to cum together….Either way, this Julie Benz chick should make a move to middle aged lady porn, but I guess that’s kinda what she’s doing and she’s got it going on…

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