Hearst just invested 21 Million Dollars into Complex…and to celebrate their new money…my longtime friends and partners at Complex, who I think I’ve been working with since they featured me when I was relevant in 2006…because I guess I tricked them…into thinking I may be relevant…because I was never relevant..

It turns out that they spent the 21 million dollar investment on photoshopping Demi Lovato for their latest issue…and it turns out they turned her into Dita VOn Teese, the only hollywood starlet from the late 90s, who was never Hollywood but more Playboy, that her boyfriend FES from That 70s Show never fucked…

This is the same issue that Bieber is on the other cover of, where he said he doesn’t need to go to Church to be a Christian like you don’t need to go to Taco Bell to be a Taco…because AMerica loves Christianity as no one has told them that there is no GOD…

See the spread HERE

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