I know the American Music Awards were on last night because people were posting about it on my facebook. Three or four stories from the American Music Awards actually were “trending” on facebook, meaning people actually still care about this shit, even in a time when we have Netflix and other options…

I read that ABC was going to livestream the event, knowing that without doing that, no one would watch, and if no one watched, advertisers wouldn’t pay millions to sponsor, so I guess companies are finally realizing, like they did in the 50s, that if you give TV to people for free, you can run ads…and that the 4 or 5 decades of cable providers were just scamming viewers double dipping. Saying “Hey Pay Us to See Ads from Us”…assholes…

But there was a time when Dick Clark, before he was Ryan Seacrest, created this show as an offshoot to his American Bandstand and people took the AMAs seriously…like a legit event…because these people love their egos massaged with bullshit awards that make them feel more important amongst themselves..and that time was so fucking long ago…

For as long as I can remember, the AMAs were the bootleg award show, that even invited me to attend once..in 2006…because clearly they were desperate…and like with women, I discount anyone who lets me in them….

Either way, it’s been a pile of shit forever, celebs still participate because they like excuses to party and celebrate their industry as they scam the public, who watch hoping for a scandal..

Like the tree trending stories of “the girl crying in the awful Celine tribute to france”…the “Alanis Morisette and Demi Lovato duet”….the “Nicki Minaj dirty Look to J.Lo dancing to her song”…

This is what our world is coming to….what the fuck..there are real fucking issues out there..which is why I refuse to watch or participate in any of this bullshit and encourage you to not participate either…unless it’s looking at the slutty pics the next day, because slutty pics, even associated with shitty awards or even shitty porn or even shitty clubs or strip clubs…are worth looking at…I mean even if it was the most terrible ISIS, terrorizing and murdering the west, much like the AMAS, I’d still watch the slutty pics associated with it…because I like slutty behavior..

Yes, I just said that American Music Awards are like ISIS…attacking our freedom..the real cultural terrorists…here are some of the pics..

Ciara, Elle Goulding, Hailee Steinfeld, Chirstina Milian, Gwen Stefani, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Olivia Holt, Gigi Hadid, J.Lo…who gives a fuck…

We can all agree – these people are better on mute…

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