I’ve never fucked an Asan, but I should considering my penis size, they just seem disgusted by me, usually because they already have their passports. Now I know that if I was to run to their country, they’d been into me thanks to wanting to be American…even though I am not American, they won’t know the difference, or maybe they will, seeing as they are Asian and thus robots good at math..and other binary code based languages….but you know what I’m saying..and that is that ethnic people will only fuck me for a passport…

I have jerked off to a fitness video though, it was the 90s, pre internet, Jane Fonda VHS, you know…tight clothing…but their workout was a bit more dramatic than…this…slow moving, busty dance…but if it’s a new program, I hope it is offered at my gym, sign me up….I’ll sit in the back and watch…very intently to the demo….

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