Sarah Hyland is one of the creepiest celebrities because she looks 12 – but isn’t 12…she lives that adult life…with adult issues…like an ex boyfriend who beats her and she had to get restraining order from…to hanging with Colombian hookers who teach her the way to succeed via tits…but she looks like someone you want to ask if they’ve lost their parents if you were to find her at Disney, for her to respond “no I just fuck the execs here to get work”…seeing as Disney owns ABC…a a baby Herman situation…you know created by the industry, fed hormones by the industry, so that her stage mom could really maximize her career when she knew she was cute, not thinking about how terrifying adult babies in lingerie could possibly be….

It’s funny that pedophilia or sex offending is based on actual age, not the fact the underdeveloped 18 year olds who look 10, would take a real pervert to fuck…or retards who are 18 but act 4 are also fair game for a real pervert to fuck…but 17 and a half year olds who look 40…will get you in jail..interesting law., you should start a campaign against it…I’m sure it’ll go over well at your local high school…

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