When I heard that Playboy was taking out nudity, to try to rebrand and secure ad dollars, to copy their website’s lead….I laughed and thought…the only way I’d buy a print magazine is if there was some exclusive, unscanable picture of the famous person’s pussy, so that I could rank their level of inny/vs outty on a number chart….

I can’t imagine people being keen to buy a print magazine, targeted to men, as a lifestyle magazine, with content you can find on the internet…so I think they went the wrong direction…which is something supported in their deecision to have Pam Anderson, 50 something year old, Plastic Surgery ridden monster, to be the last nude model….but don’t worry, she’s not a toxic, diseased dump of a vagina anymore…that shit’s been cured…and she even had the decency to ask her kids permission, like they don’t know she’s a pornstar….

I guess, if the ship is sinking, sink with it….you see even Vogue does nudity…and Playboy did nudity when society was so uptight…not that society isn’t uptight now…I mean they are more uptight in their attempt to be politically correct….but the porn is more hardcore…even crimial level of disgusting….you might as well throw her in the sinking ship…with Hef…a solid terrible end to everything he built and made a fortune off…

They had Ellen Von Unwerth take the pics, she’s great….and I’m sure…Playboy will have nudity back in it this time next year….

Here’s the BTS….Behind the Scenes…

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