Adriana Lima fans are hanging onto the memory of Adriana Lima as hard as Adriana Lima is, and collectively, are pretending she’s not old, chubby, boxy…and built like a mom, and if you tell people, they will deny it and tell you you’re the crazy one, even though you’ve seen her in photoshoots, and live walking on runways and all the other bullshit that Adriana Lima does in her overpriced career, seeing as I can find hotter 20 year olds than her 35 year old body to get naked for 100 bucks, while she charges 100k to leave the house…which is probably just another part of the spell she’s cast on people..making them believe she’s better than she is….

But on a positive note, she’s been doing this 2 decades, knows her angles and still has tits to distract from her midsection….before casting that spell and stealing your soul with her eyes…it’s some Brazilian Voodoo spell…or something…

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