Yesterday….magic happen…the spirit of Christmas herself, Mariah Carey, brought out the one piece bathing suit…in a snowy hot tub party like some kind of frat party girl, not scared of all the fluids and bacteria being kept alive in the soupy water….

She posed for 2 miles away from the photographer, so that you can’t see her imperfections in her old, thick, mom body…but lucky she has tits bigger than my head…that are all that matter to her and her career, except maybe for her singing women fucking love…and you can see those fuckers from space..

I’m not a Mariah Carey fan..but tits are tits and when they are famous tits…they are more important than tits…

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