AMy Schumer's Furniture Designer's New Marketing Plan of the Day

2016

Jan

AMy Schumer’s Furniture Designer’s New Marketing Plan of the Day

I am a man and as a man I know that dudes have a capability to fuck anything…even the most disgusting of woman will have no problem getting a dick inside her….and some dudes just think it’s better than jerking off…or they are drunk….

So I have never been surprised when lifesize, broken face, disgusting body, even if she’s positive about her body, because I am also positive about her body, positive that it’s disgusting…

I’m not even going to get into her overrated and celebrated comedy that is making her a ton of fucking money and that people are eating up because it’s gone viral and she’s eating it up….because this is what she’s always wanted to prove to the world…

What I’m saying is that she’s garbage, and this dude pretending to love her realizes that, everyone realizes that, no one is really as stoked on her as the media lets on, especially not when it comes to fucking her, and if dudes out there actually fantasize about her broad, gross body, it’s safe to say they have a sexual disfunction, like they are the same guy who will fuck a farm animal..

Point of the story being, that this dude, is K-Fedding her. When you’re a furniture designer, who wants to get publicity, draw attention to your designs you’ve worked so hard on, and sell at high price tags, finding a fat rich chick who clearly no one has ever loved, even when using her as a cum rag in their masturbation that they eventually threw in the wash and forgot was ever a cum rag, because she was so keen on love, that it got annoying even if she let them fuck her up the ass on command, like a lost fucking puppy….

I know that there’s not enough alochol in the world to keep anyone happy fucking a monster…unless of course that monster is rich, famous and good for business, because she’s never had a boyfriend before and is so excited by it that she’ll promote the fuck out of the dude…

And I bed the dude pretends that he doesn’t want the publicity….BECAUSE HE WANTS THE PUBLICITY….like a sugar baby offering to pay for her dinner the first 4 dates to make the rich guy think SHE’S NOT IN IT FOR THE MONEY…

You’re all fucking stupid.