Heidi Klum is probably in her 50s. She’s been banged the fuck out by a bunch of men throughout her career – but mainly Seal, who I assume has a penis the size of a baby arm, that along with his fertility has ended up in multiple kids for her, which in an of itself demonstrates that they fucked a lot, like a Nazi German trying to piss off her Nazi father, with the biggest and darkest black man she could find….or maybe more like a German scat eating dominatrix, or Masochist, the kind the fill the sex clubs of Berlin, because Germans are a pragmatic people and like to have a release…mainly through the weirdest sex practices ever…

Yet despite all that damage, she looks like this…the Aryan queen that Hilter, despite being black haired, dreamed of creating…and I hope it has everything to do with photoshop, I can’t accept any old lady with a bunch of kids looking like this…

If you look close enough – you’ll see nipples…

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