Some dude who attacked me on Twitter, claiming to never read the site because I am apparently the whiniest bitch of the internet since I write my content for girls and not for bros, which means I say things like “Holy shit, this girl is a narcissistic cunt, every fucking day is an excuse to post a slutty pic that can be positioned as not being slutty, so that her dude fans who think she’s hot can get a little fucking cock tease, like she was a non-nude model from early internet…never showing nipple but charging 30 dollars a month to motherfuckers who though maybe one day she would”….

Or what really upset him was that I call her a 40 year old pretending to be a recently turned 18 year old, because I know 18 year olds and they don’t have bodies like this, and I know 18 year olds who do have bodies and they never have to go to the fucking gym, and with modern botox you can pull off 18 at 40 with enough lying and no real reference point for us to catch that lie, so like I said yesterday, it’d be a great movie by the girl from Pitch Perfect starring Amy Schumer and Jennifer Aniston or Cameron Diaz because that’s what makes hit movies…

Elevator Pitch, Stage Mom with Hipster Kids who Don’t Want to be Mainstream successes, Decides to go to an Audition she set up at Disney for her kids, pretending to be her kid, only she gets the part and is now forced with building her celebrity as an 18 year old and not get caught…bitch needs to STAGE PARENT HER GODDAMN SELF.

Brilliant. Get me two fucking RAZZIES..

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