Everyone gets excited over Selena Gomez’s tits….which is amazing, because ultimately, who gives a fuck about Selena Gomez. The biggest thing she’s ever done, was sex offend Justin Beiber, and that’s nothing to really brag about, but instead she’s going to the media crying about him, which in and of itself should make you hate the bitch….all while being bloated from her LUPUS steroids, possibly rocking a new set of tits, that we can assume are implants, but that she’s never confirmed are implants, and that are hard to decipher as implants, because the rest of her is boxy….but she will not just confirm that she had a mild chemotherapy…she’ll milk it with pictures of dying children with no hair messages imprinted on our brains when she uses that “C” word….but she doesn’t say that while getting Chemo she decided to not stop her life, tour or partying at all, and while at the hospital getting treated figured why not get a tit implant….but since last year has been milking the tit, not like she should, love lactation, but braless, hard nipple and all…because she’s a feminist….a feminist who likes as much attention as possible using her tits like a fat chick…right…

Yes I spend my days analyzing celebrity tit. I know it depresses me too.

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