Chloe Grace for Complex of the Day

2016

Mar

I don’t find Chloe Grace Moretz exciting, hot, amazing, the future, inspiring, interesting or really anything at all…

I don’t think about Chloe Grace Moretz in anything I do ever in my actual life…and seeing pics of her looking like a very average 18 year old, even if she’s booked movies and had a lot of weird dudes like her tween pre-pubescent comic book star character in Kickass, or whatever that movie was a little too much, that they are staying loyal to her as she ages terribly, even though she’s just 18 and that shouldn’t count as “aging”…because they feel guilty that they jerked off to her at 14 and figure if they jerk off to her at 18, they aren’t are creepy…but they are as creepy..

She’s in Complex a Magazine that broke up with me after an 8 year relationship, because no one likes to support a guy who makes jokes to make people feel uncomfortable…

But I’ll steal their pics they put together in memory of the glory days that they featured me in a magazine and paid me for traffic when they needed it as they merged from PRINT to DIGITAL…

Thanks for the memories and for pulling away my revenue to try to make me go bankrupt you jerks. NO love “FAM”…(that’s gangster talk the white jewish people at Complex like to use to seem legit to the black people they pretend to market to, despite being read by 90 percent white 15 year old dudes”….