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2025

13

Mar

Chloe Grace Moretz is a Lesbian in Leather Shorts of the Day

I recently found out that Chloe Grace Moretz is a bull dyke, she’s so lesbian that she’s planning on marrying a chick, what a fag.

That means that she eats pussy, or lets girls eat her pussy, but when she’s ovulating, they probably fist each other or use penis shaped objects to fill their vapid, soulless, sinning holes the way nature intended, but different, because it’s made of rubber or silicone.

She’s apparently into the pit-boy leather daddy scene, because she recently brought her old creepy face out in a pair of leather shorts, that don’t let her lesbian hole breathe, but that probably lets it cure like an aged sausage or dried meat, maybe more like a fine french cheese, because her lesbian lover, who probably groomed her and manipulated her into lesbianism prefers because it gives it some flavor….

Now, I’m not saying that lesbianism is a myth, they exist, but it’s not a born this way kind of thing, it’s most likely a product of GRACE MORETZ having to deal with perv dudes since she hit the scene as a tween action star in a nerd movie.

The second you’re a chick in a nerd movie, it’s over, because nerds into nerd movies are stunted and awkward and will masturbate to you even if it’s creepy and wrong.

Don’t be a nerd into nerd movies who masturbates to the teen in the nerd movie because you are stunted and weird….and think you’re dating….

Break free from that and jerk off to lesbian porn instead….which you can now visualize the teen in the nerd movie participating in, because that’s how she fucks, and she’s not a teen anymore, clearly she looks 45.

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2025

10

Jan

I just Found Out Chloe Grace Moretz is an Extremist Lesbian of the Day

Weird….

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2016

23

Mar

Chloe Grace for Complex of the Day

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I don’t find Chloe Grace Moretz exciting, hot, amazing, the future, inspiring, interesting or really anything at all…

I don’t think about Chloe Grace Moretz in anything I do ever in my actual life…and seeing pics of her looking like a very average 18 year old, even if she’s booked movies and had a lot of weird dudes like her tween pre-pubescent comic book star character in Kickass, or whatever that movie was a little too much, that they are staying loyal to her as she ages terribly, even though she’s just 18 and that shouldn’t count as “aging”…because they feel guilty that they jerked off to her at 14 and figure if they jerk off to her at 18, they aren’t are creepy…but they are as creepy..

She’s in Complex a Magazine that broke up with me after an 8 year relationship, because no one likes to support a guy who makes jokes to make people feel uncomfortable…

But I’ll steal their pics they put together in memory of the glory days that they featured me in a magazine and paid me for traffic when they needed it as they merged from PRINT to DIGITAL…

Thanks for the memories and for pulling away my revenue to try to make me go bankrupt you jerks. NO love “FAM”…(that’s gangster talk the white jewish people at Complex like to use to seem legit to the black people they pretend to market to, despite being read by 90 percent white 15 year old dudes”….

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