The funny thing about Rihanna’s nipples is that if she puts them out in a music video, she will still get featured by the record label, she will still sell records, she will still get asked to promote and spokesmodel for brands, her video won’t get pulled from youtube, her instagram will not actually get deleted unless for a publicity stunt by instagram…

Yet when I post her pics, I am considered a NSFW porn site, I can’t sell ads to big brands, I can’t make internet money so many other people have made, I can’t buy yacht’s private jets or throw outrageous houseparties for the people who are into the site…

I used to be mad about it, thinking, I do this stupid site all day, never to get rich, just because it is what I do, yet advertisers block me, shut me down, don’t support anything I do, despite being the dirtiest cokeheads who cheat on their wives around…

Now I think it’s power, because I can turn Rihanna nipple into porn…and this is how I do it…

According to ad agencies, brands and marketers, I just made Rihanna a pornstar…and that’s more power than any private jet the internet could have bought me…

here’s the video!

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