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2016

25

Apr

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale’s old married ass…is pretty round and lovely and from this distance…you can’t even see her broken down bad plastic surgery face…

She’s in Mexico in a bikini, celebrating her husband’s 34th birthday…I wonder how she fit the time off into her busy scheduling building her personal brand…on instagram…to sell product to idiots who follow her…as if she’s important…despite being Ashley Tisdale…a Disney star no one cares about…

Now I don’t care for her, or think she’s interesting..but she’s got a good ass..and that deserves to be noticed, even jerked off to, especially if you’re an Ashley Tisdale fan…which I’m not…but I’ll still stare at her ass because I am complex like that…or maybe that makes me basic, primative, distracted by bikini because who needs thought or brain unless it’s getting brain when we have girls in bikinis…

This would be better 10 years ago…I mean 30 year olds in bikinis…whatever…however 30 year olds are the lest generation of not being fat…and knowing the importance of not being fat…the 20 year olds of today think fat is skinny…in some distorted and major cultural shift…so take this in.

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