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2016

16

May

Kendall Jenner in a Bikini of the Day

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I know that Kendall Jenner is rich, I know that she’s just the next generation of “It-Girl” who may or may not do anything substantial, but “It-Girls” have rarely done anything substantial, they are just eaten up and adorned by the media, and the public…controversial because people hate on them…yet not controversial enough to not book jobs…

This is just Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Gwyneth Paltrow, Drew Barrymore and a bunch of other girls who at one point in their vapid, rich, and luxurious lives…were in everything, everywhere…always…

But no matter what she does, where she goes, she’ll always remind me of a suburban white trash girl who shops and hangs at the mall…just manufactured in China trash…in fabrics that give rashes and yeast infections…

No matter how many hundreds of millions of dollars they have, or what VIP red carpet they walk….they are last week’s kitchen garbage…relevant because you made them this way…and because the bookers are 23 year old right out of college idiots with no vision…or 50 year olds totally out of touch….”she’s got following…booker the hooker”….

Here she is in a bikini in the South of France…because that’s what the rich, even the TRASHY rich do…

Here she is in see through, ass dress at CANNES…

Here I am…perpetuating this mall brand twat…

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