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2016

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Jul

Doutzen Kroes in ELLE of the Day

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Do you believe in life after Victoria’s Secret modeling? Doutzen Kroes has taking her commerical marketable socially accepted hotness and shown us all that even when Victoria’s Secret says “fuck off you’re not worth the money we’ve paid you all these fucking years”….she can still post topless or in panties or both for magazines,

It’s like if you train a woman to pose half naked – like the best – you know like an olympian of half naked modeling – she will always find her way – even when those people turn on her – seeing as getting half naked is always something people are looking for.

And if that doesn’t workout, you can always get knocked up twice by some famous and successful DJ from your hometown…

Either way, nice to see Doutzen surviving – and not obese…eating her feelings – based on her failures…you know waking up and going to the studio and stripping like she’s meant to.

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